PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ilya Murometz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hank Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Chinaski's choice of entrance music: Gustav Mahler - Symphony No. 9: Mov. 4. Ilya Murometz could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hank Chinaski's chin.

Murometz
vs
Chinaski

195 cm
28
280 lbs
20 - 11 - 0

200 cm
28
268 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Demon Clothing Company and Laundry

KAISER
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ilya Murometz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hank Chinaski!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Alan Glass and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Murometz shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Murometz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chinaski.
Chinaski buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Chinaski connects with a body shot.
Chinaski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Chinaski. Murometz shrugs it off though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chinaski connects with a leg kick. Murometz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Chinaski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Murometz was well out of range. Poor timing from Chinaski.
Chinaski lets loose with a powerful body kick. Murometz will feel that in the morning.
Murometz is breathing heavily.
Chinaski turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Murometz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chinaski sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chinaski cracks Murometz with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chinaski feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Murometz's calf.
Murometz on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Chinaski lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Chinaski moves into the clinch successfully.
Murometz has a couple of punches blocked by Chinaski.
Chinaski keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Murometz's efforts to push away.
Nice body punch from Chinaski.
Chinaski lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chinaski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Murometz misses with a body punch.
Chinaski lands a right hand.
Chinaski trying to land knees to the body.

Murometz breaks the clinch.
Murometz drops his hands momentarily and Chinaski takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chinaski scores with a leg kick.
Murometz misses with a looping right.
A head kick misses from Chinaski.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Murometz ducks right into an uppercut from Chinaski.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chinaski. Murometz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Murometz misses with a straight right.
A punch lands to the side of Murometz 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Murometz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chinaski.
Murometz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That kick from Chinaski tenderised Murometz's leg. Murometz is trying to keep his angry face on.
Hank Chinaski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Murometz takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Chinaski thows a body kick. Murometz tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Chinaski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Chinaski! Murometz is out on his feet! Chinaski rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Murometz is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Murometz is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hank Chinaski!
Hank Chinaski spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.