PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tero Elo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants has chosen Deathly Quiet as his entrance music. BitchFace PoopyPants will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Elo
vs
PoopyPants

187 cm
24
210 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

197 cm
25
225 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Good gas tank

DJs Locker

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tero Elo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Elo fails with the takedown.
PoopyPants misses with a straight right.
Elo connects with a jab.
PoopyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Elo is just out of range.
PoopyPants throws a jab when Elo was well out of range.
Elo tries to clinch there but PoopyPants circles away.
Elo takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Elo bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps PoopyPants's head backwards.
PoopyPants bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Elo's head.
Elo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
PoopyPants leaves Elo with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Elo throws a big shot that misses.
Elo cracks PoopyPants with an open hand slap.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
PoopyPants works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Elo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Elo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Elo fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tero Elo. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Elo misses with a straight left.
PoopyPants lands a lovely overhand right.
PoopyPants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Elo.
Elo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Elo misses with a right hand
and PoopyPants counters with a left to the body.
Elo scores with a nice strike.
PoopyPants has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
PoopyPants lands with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
PoopyPants throws out a loose jab but Elo uses good head movement to avoid it.
PoopyPants takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Elo misses with a looping left.
Elo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot that sends Elo's belly button to the back.
Good exchange - PoopyPants coming out on top.
A left lands for PoopyPants.
Elo throws an ugly left hook that misses

and PoopyPants counters with a crisp right hand that drops Elo! PoopyPants lets Elo back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Elo is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants ducks under a wild hook from Elo.
PoopyPants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Elo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
PoopyPants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Elo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
PoopyPants takes a swing at Elo's ribcage but misses.
Elo takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
PoopyPants connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Elo's hands.
PoopyPants on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Elo takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
PoopyPants takes a swing at Elo's ribcage but misses.
PoopyPants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
PoopyPants paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
PoopyPants misses with a straight left.
Elo shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with PoopyPants but PoopyPants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
PoopyPants throws the left hand but Elo avoids the punch easily.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Elo.
Elo takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Elo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but PoopyPants manages to avoid it.
PoopyPants is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Elo had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Horrible takedown by Elo or perhaps it was just good defense by PoopyPants which made him look bad.
Elo fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Elo is breathing heavily.
PoopyPants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Elo.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Elo. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Elo lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut. Elo saw that one coming.
PoopyPants scores with a shot to the body.
Elo throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around PoopyPants's waist but PoopyPants gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Elo off to one side.
Elo attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Elo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Elo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws a lazy uppercut

so Elo counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
PoopyPants controls Elo momentarily but Elo frees himself.

Elo is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! PoopyPants is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! PoopyPants has escaped and now he's on top!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Elo wants to get back to full guard.
PoopyPants wants to stand up but Elo is controlling the position.
Elo is not content to let PoopyPants control the position.
PoopyPants tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Elo controlling the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Elo trying to hold on to PoopyPants's head to control him but PoopyPants postures up.

PoopyPants wants to work for an arm triangle but Elo is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
That's time! Elo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

PoopyPants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
PoopyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Elo.
Elo is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Elo!
Elo misses with a takedown attempt - PoopyPants sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Elo shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with PoopyPants but PoopyPants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tero Elo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Elo.
PoopyPants uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Elo has time to react.

It looks like Tero Elo has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Elo on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Elo takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot that sends Elo's belly button to the back.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Elo moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Elo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Elo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
PoopyPants connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Elo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
PoopyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
PoopyPants lands with an uppercut that bounces Elo off the cage and back into range.
PoopyPants throws a lazy right hand but Elo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
PoopyPants gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Elo.
Elo misses with a two punch combination.
PoopyPants throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Elo.

Elo feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
PoopyPants wants to sweep here but Elo controlling him for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

PoopyPants has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Elo can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Elo is pushing down on PoopyPants's leg trying to pass to half guard. PoopyPants is fighting to maintain full guard but Elo has managed to sneak the leg through.
PoopyPants is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
PoopyPants trying to control here.

Elo is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so PoopyPants is just riding it out for now. Elo eventually gives up the hold.
PoopyPants has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Elo is working away from the top position though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Elo is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, PoopyPants has managed to free his arm - good work.

Elo is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
PoopyPants makes his way to full guard. A much better position for PoopyPants.
Elo postures up.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
PoopyPants is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Elo is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
PoopyPants keeping moving, preventing Elo from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants keeping full guard, as Elo tries to pass.
Elo controls from within his opponent's guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

BitchFace PoopyPants has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Elo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from PoopyPants.
A looping hook to the body misses from PoopyPants. Elo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Elo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from PoopyPants.
BitchFace PoopyPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
PoopyPants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Elo cracks a nice hook into PoopyPants's ribs.

Elo feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Elo preventing the sweep.
Elo trying to control but PoopyPants is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants has his hands on Elo's head, controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Tero Elo's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Elo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Elo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from PoopyPants.
A telegraphed right hand from PoopyPants misses the target.
Elo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Elo throws a hook but PoopyPants blocks it.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants digs a good body shot into Elo's ribs.
PoopyPants misses with a looping right.
PoopyPants walks into a jab.
Elo slips under a jab from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a hook. Elo ducked under it nicely.
Elo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. PoopyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
PoopyPants ducks under a wild hook from Elo.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Elo blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
PoopyPants throws a shot from downtown. Elo moves away and avoids it.
PoopyPants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Elo.
Elo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by PoopyPants.

Elo closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. PoopyPants quickly recovers to half guard.

Elo is trying to work for a kimura but PoopyPants is defending well.
PoopyPants moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Elo pushing down on PoopyPants's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
PoopyPants moves into full guard.

Elo is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
PoopyPants is trying to keep Elo in close.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Elo drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and PoopyPants dives on top into guard.

Elo throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

PoopyPants avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Tero Elo overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
PoopyPants wants to pass the guard but Elo is keeping the position.

Elo had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. PoopyPants defends it easily.

Elo working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. PoopyPants doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. PoopyPants manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants is looking to stand up but Elo won't let him.
Elo being controlled here, momentarily.
PoopyPants wants to get up but he can't break Elo's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
BitchFace PoopyPants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Elo keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
PoopyPants stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Elo swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Elo is looking to cinch up a triangle. PoopyPants throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Elo's body to avoid the submission. Elo has instead reached around PoopyPants's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Elo arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Tero Elo!
Tero Elo took some time post fight to say the following; 'Let the big, bad, black motherfucker go!'.