PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirty Sanchez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Positions - Keep Happening -
vs
Sanchez

178 cm
34
178 lbs
36 - 15 - 0

183 cm
25
178 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Red Hand Clothing

Fight Night Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening -!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dirty Sanchez!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Trevor Gratis and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Sanchez gets a double leg takedown into Positions - Keep Happening -'s guard.
Sanchez loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Sanchez trying to control but Positions - Keep Happening - is working from the bottom.
Sanchez in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Sanchez advances position into side control!

Sanchez is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Positions - Keep Happening - is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Positions - Keep Happening - is looking to reverse the position.
Positions - Keep Happening - manages to get back to half guard.
Positions - Keep Happening - is looking to improve his position.
Sanchez is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Sanchez wants to control but Positions - Keep Happening - is keeping him busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Positions - Keep Happening - wants to control but Sanchez is keeping busy.
Positions - Keep Happening - is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Sanchez's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Sanchez's back!
Positions - Keep Happening - somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Sanchez wants to escape the position.
Positions - Keep Happening - lands a shot to the head.
Sanchez covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.
Sanchez trying to control the action but Positions - Keep Happening - just sinks the hooks in.
The referee is taking a good look at Sanchez as he is on the wrong end of some big shots from Positions - Keep Happening -!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sanchez rolls, trying to escape but Positions - Keep Happening - keeps control of the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Positions - Keep Happening -.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sanchez tries to escape the position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Positions - Keep Happening - tries to get the hooks in deep but Sanchez pushed the leg off.
Sanchez tries to roll but Positions - Keep Happening - sticks to his back.
Positions - Keep Happening - looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
Positions - Keep Happening - trying to control.
Sanchez covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Positions - Keep Happening - throwing damaging strikes from the back! Sanchez could be in trouble here!
Sanchez tries to break free.
Oooh a big shot gets through from Positions - Keep Happening -. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez takes a big shot to the side of the head.
Positions - Keep Happening - lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Sanchez hold on?!
Sanchez tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Sanchez keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Sanchez is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sanchez slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Sanchez is trying to maintain the position but Positions - Keep Happening - is very close to passing his half guard.
Positions - Keep Happening - working over Sanchez with some ground and pound. Sanchez looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Positions - Keep Happening - is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Sanchez keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Positions - Keep Happening - not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Positions - Keep Happening - sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Sanchez defending well though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez taking some punishment here, with Positions - Keep Happening - in his half guard.
Sanchez tries to get to full guard but Positions - Keep Happening - has control of the leg.
Sanchez wants to control but Positions - Keep Happening - is keeping busy.
Sanchez is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Positions - Keep Happening - scores with a couple of nice shots.
Positions - Keep Happening - not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Positions - Keep Happening - is nestled in close to Sanchez, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Sanchez blocking the ground and pound attempt from Positions - Keep Happening -.
Sanchez is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Positions - Keep Happening - thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sanchez's head.
Positions - Keep Happening - throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Positions - Keep Happening - throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Sanchez lands an overhand right.
Sanchez looks to throw the jab but Positions - Keep Happening - is out of range.
Sanchez loads up on a big right hand but Positions - Keep Happening - slips the punch.
Sanchez bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

Positions - Keep Happening - looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Positions - Keep Happening - has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Sanchez has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Positions - Keep Happening - can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Sanchez looking to control but Positions - Keep Happening - passes into half guard.
Positions - Keep Happening - thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sanchez's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Positions - Keep Happening - is keen to just control but Sanchez is a slippery customer.
Positions - Keep Happening - looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Sanchez with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Sanchez wants to improve his position but Positions - Keep Happening - is controlling well.
Positions - Keep Happening - thows a huge punch but Sanchez dodges it nicely.
Positions - Keep Happening - thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sanchez's head.
Sanchez trying to hold on to Positions - Keep Happening -'s head to control him but Positions - Keep Happening - postures up.
Sanchez gets full guard.
Sanchez managing to control the position.
Positions - Keep Happening - with a flurry of punches that miss.
Positions - Keep Happening - with a nice head shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez is trying to keep Positions - Keep Happening - in close.
Positions - Keep Happening - keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Sanchez's head.
Sanchez looking to hit a scissor sweep but Positions - Keep Happening - is one step ahead there.
Sanchez not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Sanchez is on top in guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Positions - Keep Happening - is on top in guard.
Positions - Keep Happening - postures up in Sanchez's guard and throws a big left but Sanchez blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Positions - Keep Happening - trying to control the position from guard on top but Sanchez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sanchez is trying to keep Positions - Keep Happening - in close.
Sanchez wants to sweep here but Positions - Keep Happening - controlling him for the moment.
Positions - Keep Happening - wants to control from the top but Sanchez keeps moving.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Positions - Keep Happening - accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Sanchez looking to control but Positions - Keep Happening - passes into half guard.
Sanchez is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Positions - Keep Happening - landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez blocking the ground and pound attempt from Positions - Keep Happening -.
Sanchez wants to control but Positions - Keep Happening - is keeping busy.
Positions - Keep Happening - not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Sanchez keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Positions - Keep Happening - missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Sanchez avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Positions - Keep Happening -.
Ground and pound from Positions - Keep Happening -.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sanchez trying to control but Positions - Keep Happening - postures up.
Positions - Keep Happening - missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Horrible takedown by Sanchez or perhaps it was just good defense by Positions - Keep Happening - which made him look bad.
Positions - Keep Happening - shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Sanchez as he avoids it easily.
Positions - Keep Happening - misses with the combination.
Positions - Keep Happening - moves away from the strike by Sanchez.
Positions - Keep Happening - takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dirty Sanchez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Positions - Keep Happening - displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sanchez throws out the jab.
Positions - Keep Happening - misses with a takedown

and Sanchez counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Positions - Keep Happening -!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanchez wants to lay and pray for a moment but Positions - Keep Happening - keeps working.
Positions - Keep Happening - is looking for a sweep.
Positions - Keep Happening - struggling a bit here.
Positions - Keep Happening - is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Sanchez's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Positions - Keep Happening - keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sanchez not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Positions - Keep Happening - is pressing down on Sanchez's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Positions - Keep Happening - is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dirty Sanchez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Positions - Keep Happening - is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Positions - Keep Happening - prevents Sanchez from improving his position.
Sanchez makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Sanchez.
Positions - Keep Happening - keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Sanchez's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Positions - Keep Happening - preventing the sweep.
Positions - Keep Happening - trying to control but Sanchez is working from the bottom.
Positions - Keep Happening - throws a strike but Sanchez rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez postures up and lands a big shot to Positions - Keep Happening -'s brow.
Positions - Keep Happening - working a defensive guard here.

Positions - Keep Happening - had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Sanchez defends it easily.
Sanchez pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Positions - Keep Happening - is keeping the position for now.
Positions - Keep Happening - working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sanchez.
Sanchez trying to control but Positions - Keep Happening - is working from the bottom.

Positions - Keep Happening - throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Sanchez must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Positions - Keep Happening - bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Sanchez's guard.
Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Sanchez working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Positions - Keep Happening -.
Positions - Keep Happening - throwing strikes but missing.
Sanchez working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Positions - Keep Happening -.
Positions - Keep Happening - keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Sanchez's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Positions - Keep Happening - throws a strike but Sanchez rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Sanchez content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening -.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Positions - Keep Happening -, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening -!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - waved his t-shirt featuring Valhalla Q160 Nutrition's logo in front of the cameras.