PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ray Olhoffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha has chosen Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Olhoffer
vs
Wha

225 cm
37
277 lbs
25 - 20 - 0

225 cm
27
300 lbs
18 - 13 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Fast

Steel Penn's All 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ray Olhoffer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Paulo Santos and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha throws an off balance right hand
and Olhoffer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wha takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wha misses with a looping left.
Wha lands a head shot.
Wha lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wha moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bleh Wha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Wha closes the distance and clinches.
Olhoffer looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A frustrated look appears on Olhoffer's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Wha breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wha throws a right hand that misses
and Olhoffer counters with a left to the body.
Olhoffer lands a body shot.
Olhoffer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wha misses with a straight right.
Olhoffer throws a sloppy body shot
letting Wha counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha throws a big shot that misses.
Olhoffer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wha sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Olhoffer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Olhoffer.

Olhoffer drops Wha with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Wha looks back up at him and smiles so Olhoffer waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Olhoffer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice defenses there by Olhoffer.
Wha rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Olhoffer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Olhoffer connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Wha to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Olhoffer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ray Olhoffer!
A very excited looking Ray Olhoffer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.