PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Giljotin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rowan Atkinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Giljotin comes to the cage accompanied by Ticon - Miss 11 PM (DJ CHILLER REMIX 2011) . Atkinson is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Set to Fail. David Giljotin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Giljotin
vs
Atkinson

192 cm
27
180 lbs
18 - 12 - 1

180 cm
31
170 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

KAISER
Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Red Square Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, David Giljotin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rowan Atkinson!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Atkinson changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Giljotin tries to avoid it but Atkinson manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Giljotin to the ground. Giljotin escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

Atkinson bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Giljotin tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Atkinson wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Atkinson working the ground and pound but Giljotin is defending the strikes.
Giljotin is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Atkinson is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Atkinson landing strikes from the mount and Giljotin is in trouble!
Atkinson working away from the top, dropping strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Giljotin tries to reverse the position but Atkinson maintains control.
Atkinson lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Giljotin keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Giljotin sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

Giljotin looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Giljotin wants to get back to full guard.
Atkinson tries to pass to full mount but Giljotin defends it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Giljotin punching from the bottom.
Atkinson looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Giljotin wants to get back to full guard.
Giljotin trying to hold on to Atkinson's head to control him but Atkinson postures up.

Giljotin actively working from the bottom here.
Giljotin throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Atkinson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Giljotin has hold of Atkinson's hands but Atkinson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Atkinson winds up and cracks Giljotin with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Well, if Atkinson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Giljotin is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Atkinson wants to free his trapped foot but Giljotin is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Giljotin looking for submissions off his back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Atkinson trying to mount his opponent but Giljotin defends it.

Giljotin looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Giljotin wants to get back to full guard.
Atkinson frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Giljotin taking shots to the head.
Atkinson wants to control the pace but Giljotin is squirming around nicely.

Atkinson looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Giljotin is looking to get to half guard.
Atkinson can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Giljotin is looking to escape.
Giljotin slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

Giljotin is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Atkinson is tapping! Great win for Giljotin!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). David Giljotin!
David Giljotin opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.