PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boo Tiny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kendrik Dean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiny kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Filth Pig. Kendrik Dean has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Boo Tiny's chin.

Tiny
vs
Dean

199 cm
29
283 lbs
17 - 9 - 1

210 cm
26
300 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Boo Tiny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kendrik Dean!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dean fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dean shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Tiny pinned against the cage. Tiny gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dean avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dean shoots and misses

and Tiny moves into the clinch.
Boo Tiny has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kendrik Dean.
Tiny lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Kendrik Dean has been cut.
Dean tries a knee to the head but Tiny blocks it.
Dean is trying to drag Tiny to the mat but Tiny just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Tiny gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tiny.

That has opened up Kendrik Dean's cut even more.
Tiny content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Tiny creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dean's defenses.
Tiny lands a damaging elbow.

The cut above Kendrik Dean's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kendrik Dean's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Boo Tiny!
Post fight, an emotional Boo Tiny said 'I always thought the removal of toes with a bolt cutter was rather humaine '.