PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Damo Bodhidharma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dimon Boets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boets has chosen Штиль as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bodhidharma
vs
Boets

180 cm
28
265 lbs
17 - 14 - 0

195 cm
31
245 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Tab out

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Damo Bodhidharma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dimon Boets!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Albert Achterberg and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bodhidharma misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bodhidharma throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bodhidharma throws a head kick that misses.
Boets looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A head kick misses from Bodhidharma.
Boets stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bodhidharma.
Boets misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Bodhidharma misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Boets dives in and grabs Bodhidharma's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bodhidharma pushes down on Boets's head and hops out.
Bodhidharma lands with a kick to the temple. Boets shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Boets tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bodhidharma swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Boets throws a body punch but Bodhidharma moves out of range.
Boets shoots for a takedown but Bodhidharma saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Damo Bodhidharma has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dimon Boets.

Bodhidharma lands a big head kick that sends Boets tumbling to the mat! Bodhidharma takes a step backwards and waves Boets back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Boets is rocked!

It looks like Dimon Boets has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bodhidharma throws a sloppy head kick and Boets moves out of range easily.
Boets is still on wobbly legs! Can Bodhidharma finish him?
Bodhidharma misses with a head kick.
Boets bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Bodhidharma comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Boets falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Boets was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Damo Bodhidharma!
Damo Bodhidharma managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Tab out, into his post fight interview.