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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Death Before Dishonor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anal Bead Party (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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284 lbs
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276 lbs
13 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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World class boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Death Before Dishonor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anal Bead Party!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Hugh Johnson and John Mangel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dishonor cracks Party with an open hand slap.
Dishonor lands a head kick. Party smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dishonor rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Party counters with a big head kick but Dishonor shrugs it off.
Dishonor throws a right hand that misses
and Party counters with a thumping low kick.
Dishonor throws a sloppy head kick and Party moves out of range easily.
Dishonor scores with a takedown into Party's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dishonor accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dishonor working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dishonor working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dishonor won't allow Party to get back to his feet.
Dishonor postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Dishonor postures up in Party's guard and throws a big left but Party blocks it.
Dishonor throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dishonor throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dishonor trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Party utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Dishonor in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dishonor loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor wants to control from the top but Party keeps moving.
Dishonor has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Dishonor looking to sit in guard and control but Party gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Party stands up and waves to Dishonor to follow him.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dishonor looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Party keeps the fight on the outside.
Dishonor shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Party's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Party wants to stand up but Dishonor is controlling him.
Dishonor throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Party works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dishonor postures up in Party's guard and throws a big left but Party blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor wants to control from the top but Party keeps moving.
Dishonor postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Dishonor trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Party manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Party avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Death Before Dishonor dominated that round.
That's time! Dishonor's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Dishonor closes the distance looking to clinch
and Party counters with a big head kick but Dishonor shrugs it off.
Dishonor changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Party looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Sloppy strikes there by Dishonor.
Dishonor tries to move to full mount but Party actually manages to regain half guard.
Dishonor not landing any meaningful shots this time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dishonor is trying to control. Party wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dishonor is looking to stall here but Party recovers full guard.
Dishonor throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Party works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dishonor throws a strike but Party rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Party wants to stand but Dishonor has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor has an active guard here but Party has managed to pass into half guard.
Dishonor tries to roll over but Party keeps him under control.
Dishonor is working hard here to advance position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Party is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Dishonor trying to hold on to Party's head to control him but Party postures up.
Anal Bead Party has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Dishonor shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Party napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Dishonor looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Party is avoiding damage well.
An elbow from Dishonor crashes against the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Death Before Dishonor dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Dishonor throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Party tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Dishonor is in Party's guard.
Party pushes Dishonor off and scrambles back to his feet.
Dishonor throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Party sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dishonor feints and as Party raises his hands in defense, Dishonor changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Dishonor working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dishonor loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dishonor in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dishonor won't allow Party to get back to his feet.
Dishonor drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Party manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Dishonor has Party in his guard.
Dishonor pulls Party in to control the position.
Dishonor tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Anal Bead Party was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Party uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dishonor.
Dishonor drives through with a takedown into Party's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Dishonor looking to sit in guard and control but Party gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Dishonor had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Party defends it easily.
Anal Bead Party has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Party passes into half guard.
Dishonor wants to improve his position but Party is controlling well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dishonor actively working from the bottom here.
Party tries to stand and escape but Dishonor is controlling the position.
Death Before Dishonor is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dishonor has his hands clasped together around Party's back. He's all about the action.
Dishonor is looking to get back to full guard here but Party has managed to pass to side control instead.
And that's the end of the fight!
Death Before Dishonor showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dishonor has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Death Before Dishonor!
Death Before Dishonor decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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FIGHT
RATING
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