PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Amazing Game (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Game comes to the cage accompanied by Spirit in the Sky. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Game
vs
Turd

165 cm
29
152 lbs
10 - 10 - 0

175 cm
35
163 lbs
22 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Experienced

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Amazing Game!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Chad Campbell and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Turd changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Game looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Game managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Turd.
Game dodges the ground and pound from Turd.
Game takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Game is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Turd misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Turd sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Game is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Turd throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Check out the look on Turd's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Game down.
Turd lands an elbow.

Game is rocked!
Turd sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Game is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Oh Game is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Game on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Game tries to get out of the position.
Turd creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Game sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Game seems to have got his legs back now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Game is looking for a sweep.
Turd working the body and head with strikes.
Game is looking for a sweep.
Game managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Turd.
The strikes coming from Turd are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Turd sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Game is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Game avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Turd.
Turd throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Turd cracks Game with a big elbow.
Turd working the strikes but Game uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Turd throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd working the head and body with strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Turd tries to pass the half guard into mount. Game knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Game is looking to improve his position.
Turd throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Game blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd.
Turd wants to pass to mount but Game is defending the position.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Turd throws a strike but Game avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Game knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Turd on the ground.
Turd cracks Game with a solid left hand.
Turd postures up in Game's guard and throws a big left but Game blocks it.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Game is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Turd throws a big right hand that misses.
Turd stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Game swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Turd accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Turd content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd throws a big right hand that misses.
Turd stands up over Game, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Turd throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Game wants to sweep but no luck.
Turd throwing strikes but missing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Turd looking to pass the guard.
Game avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

One Turd dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Game throws out a loose jab but Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Game wants to clinch.
A jab from Turd misses.
Game tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turd was well out of range. Poor timing from Game.
Turd misses with a series of wild punches.
Turd attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Game scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Game with a nice cross.
Game walks into a stiff left hand from Turd.

Turd tries to keep at a distance but Game has taken the fight into the clinch.
Game effectively controlling the action here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Game seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Amazing Game.
Turd lands a nice looking body shot.
Game throws an overhand right that lands on Turd's shoulder, as Turd tries to avoid the shot.
Game dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Turd. That did some damage!
Game misses with a straight left.

Game moves into the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Turd tries to work over Game's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Turd throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A bit of stalling here from Game.

Game breaks the clinch.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Game throws a hook but Turd avoids it easily.
Turd wants to slow Game down by chopping away at his legs.
Game works the jab nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Turd dives in and grabs Game's left leg, looking for a takedown. Game pushes down on Turd's head and hops out.
Turd shoots in but Game avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Amazing Game has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Turd thows a body shot but no joy.
The crowd cheers as Turd lands an impressive looking overhand right. Game doesn't seem phased though.
Game fails in his attempt to clinch.
Turd lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Game gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Game works on Turd's body with a couple of short punches.

Turd pulls guard effortlessly.
Game is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Turd has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Game can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Game is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Turd looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Turd throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Turd controls Game momentarily but Game frees himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Turd had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Game defends it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Turd is working an open guard so Game takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Game tries to clinch up but Turd circles away and keeps his distance.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Turd looks for a takedown but Game sprawls well.
Turd tries for a takedown but Game sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Turd looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Game clinches.
Game content to slow the pace in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Amazing Game will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Game fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Game throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turd sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Game fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Turd, pushing him back against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Game - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Game trying to stall but Turd improves his position.
Turd tries for a takedown. No joy.
Game stalls.
Game is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Turd jumps guard but Game turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Come on Game - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Amazing Game.
Turd misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Amazing Game has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Game is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Nice body punch from Game.
Game avoids the head kick by Turd.
Turd tries a low kick but Game avoids it.
Game moves out of range as Turd strikes.
Turd misses with a takedown attempt
and Game counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Game gets a clinch.
Game is stalling here.
Turd tries to pull guard but Game forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Turd trying to stall but Game improves his position.
Turd jumps guard but Game stands there with Turd around his waist. Turd gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Game is stalling here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Game fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Game is looking to slow Turd down with leg kicks.
Game checks the leg kick nicely there.
Turd throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Game's waist but Game gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Turd off to one side.
Game's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Game duly obliges.
The crowd cheers as Game lands an impressive looking overhand right. Turd doesn't seem phased though.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Turd.
Turd pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Game.
Turd uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Game has time to react.
Game with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Game lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Turd shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
One Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.
Turd trying to control the action but Game is working from the bottom.
Turd with the ground and pound but Game uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Turd throws a strike but Game rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Turd looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Game trying to control but Turd is working from the bottom.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Turd looking for a guillotine here but Game defends easily.
Turd being controlled here, momentarily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Game scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Game in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Amazing Game.
I think Game has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 28:28
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:28

The fight is ruled a majority draw!