PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sam Hades (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hades is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bon Jovi: Wanted Dead Or Alive. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fuck Tito
vs
Hades

190 cm
36
221 lbs
24 - 14 - 1

191 cm
28
210 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sam Hades!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Donatello Bradman and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hades rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fuck Tito moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fuck Tito works the jab nicely.
Hades works over Fuck Tito's head and body with a nice combination.

It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Fuck Tito ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hades misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Hades walks into a jab.
Hades scores with a nice head shot.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook. Hades ducked under it nicely.
Hades jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hades throws a low kick but Fuck Tito avoids it.
Fuck Tito misses with a two punch combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hades misses with a left hand
and Fuck Tito counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hades connects with a crisp jab.
Hades throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fuck Tito avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hades will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fuck Tito with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hades fails with a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut.
Fuck Tito missing with a left hand there. Hades was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sam Hades seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuck Tito moves out of range as Hades strikes.
Fuck Tito misses with the combination.
Fuck Tito tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hades was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuck Tito.
Hades misses with a hook. Fuck Tito ducked under it nicely.
Fuck Tito scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hades is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hades fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hades throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hades.
Hades swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hades misses with a straight left.
Hades throws a right hand that Fuck Tito ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuck Tito also avoids with ease.
Fuck Tito fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hades manages to avoid it.
Fuck Tito connects with the punch.
Hades digs a good body shot into Fuck Tito's ribs.
Nice defenses there by Hades.
Hades attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

Hades pushes Fuck Tito up against the cage in a clinch.
A short body shot lands from Fuck Tito as the two fighters clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuck Tito lands with a left to the head.
Fuck Tito avoiding damage.
Fuck Tito trying to control the position but instead, Hades has worked for underhooks and has pushed Fuck Tito into the cage.
Fuck Tito softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito is trying to maintain a safe position but Hades gets an underhook and turns Fuck Tito into the cage.
Fuck Tito tries to work over Hades's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hades is looking to break free of the clinch but Fuck Tito has double underhooks.
Fuck Tito lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hades tries to stall but Fuck Tito uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

Hades is fighting off a takedown attempt but Fuck Tito is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Hades to the mat. Hades regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fuck Tito accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hades is trying to keep Fuck Tito in close.
Fuck Tito looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Fuck Tito makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hades is trying to control the position but Fuck Tito postures up.
Hades trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Fuck Tito postures up.
Hades has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Fuck Tito wants to control from the top but Hades keeps moving.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuck Tito sitting in guard, not really doing much.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Sam Hades.
Fuck Tito misses with a body punch
letting Hades counter with a right hand.
Hades lands a two punch combo.
Hades lands a jab to the head.
Fuck Tito lands a head shot.
Fuck Tito throws a jab when Hades was well out of range.
Fuck Tito drops his hands momentarily and Hades takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuck Tito looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Hades shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Fuck Tito manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Fuck Tito keeping moving, preventing Hades from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Sam Hades will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Hades lands a nice looking body shot.
Hades throws a looping overhand right but Fuck Tito ducks down to avoid it.
Hades fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Fuck Tito avoids it really well and circles away.
Hades sizes up Fuck Tito with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Hades connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fuck Tito. Fuck Tito circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Hades connects with a crisp jab.
Fuck Tito fails to land with a series of punches.
Fuck Tito throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuck Tito looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hades tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fuck Tito paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Hades gets caught flat footed, as Fuck Tito shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Fuck Tito postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hades is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hades wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hades working for a triangle but Fuck Tito defends it easily.
Hades looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fuck Tito is one step ahead there.
Fuck Tito lands a couple of elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fuck Tito missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hades trying to keep a closed guard but Fuck Tito is proving a slippery customer.
Fuck Tito trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Hades had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Fuck Tito defends it easily.
Hades looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hades throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Hades wants to sweep here but Fuck Tito controlling him for the moment.
Hades is trying to control the position but Fuck Tito postures up.
Fuck Tito lands a couple of digs.
Hades looking to control.
Fuck Tito trying to control but Hades is working from the bottom.
Hades is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hades not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Hades throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Fuck Tito to regain full guard.
Fuck Tito keeping full guard, as Hades tries to pass.
Sam Hades has got the better of the ground game so far.
Hades trying to control but Fuck Tito is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuck Tito avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hades accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hades throws an elbow that misses. Fuck Tito uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Hades's guard. Nice move by Fuck Tito!

Hades looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Fuck Tito passes into side control.
Hades is trying to control Fuck Tito's posture but Fuck Tito avoids it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuck Tito wants to control but Hades is keeping him busy.
Hades wants to control but Fuck Tito postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sam Hades showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!

Fuck Tito on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from Hades.
Hades takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Fuck Tito fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Horrible takedown by Hades or perhaps it was just good defense by Fuck Tito which made him look bad.
Fuck Tito uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hades.
Hades slips a straight right by Fuck Tito.
Hades tries to clinch but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Hades looks for a takedown but Fuck Tito sprawls well.
Fuck Tito connects with the punch.
Fuck Tito keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hades thows a body shot but no joy.
Hades misses with an uppercut.
Fuck Tito pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hades jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Fuck Tito misses the target.
Hades scores with a hook to the body. Fuck Tito takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hades closes the distance and clinches up with Fuck Tito, looking for a takedown. Hades pushes Fuck Tito against the cage but Fuck Tito circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sam Hades.
Hades ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hades doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hades on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fuck Tito. Fuck Tito obviously looking to wear him down.
Fuck Tito takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Hades cracks a nice hook into Fuck Tito's ribs.
Fuck Tito throws a push kick but Hades slaps the foot to one side.
Fuck Tito bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hades's head.
Fuck Tito waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hades.
Hades uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hades.
Hades throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Fuck Tito connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fuck Tito checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hades jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Hades misses the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito throws a push kick but Hades slaps the foot to one side.
Fuck Tito throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hades walks forward, straight into a front kick from Fuck Tito.
Hades throws a body punch but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Fuck Tito lands a jab to the head.
Hades throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hades is looking to clinch but Fuck Tito is avoiding it.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut. Hades saw that one coming.
Jab, jab by Hades - just one landing.
The fighters circling - Fuck Tito throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fuck Tito lands a jab.
Fuck Tito throws a hook but Hades avoids it easily.
Fuck Tito misses with a looping left.
The fighters circling - Fuck Tito throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sam Hades seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hades shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fuck Tito pinned against the cage. Fuck Tito gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hades misses with an uppercut
letting Fuck Tito counter with a right hand.
Hades throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fuck Tito's waist but Fuck Tito gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hades off to one side.
Hades takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hades shoots in but no luck this time.
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hades throws a low kick but Fuck Tito avoids it.
Hades throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuck Tito uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hades.
Hades shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Hades throws a hook but Fuck Tito avoids it easily.
Fuck Tito waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hades.
Fuck Tito throws a right and a left that Hades avoids nicely.
Fuck Tito throws a chopping leg kick but Hades manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Fuck Tito looks to land a combination. Hades sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fuck Tito swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hades looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fuck Tito is fending him off so far but Hades persists. Nope, Fuck Tito circles away and we're back to standing.
Fuck Tito misses with a left hand
and Hades counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito misses with a looping left.
Hades uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a shot from downtown. Hades moves away and avoids it.
Hades throws a body punch but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
A shot to the liver by Hades. Beautiful body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuck Tito throws an overhand right that lands on Hades's shoulder, as Hades tries to avoid the shot.
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick that misses.
Hades ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hades is defended easily by Fuck Tito.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hades lands a lovely overhand right.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hades.
Sam Hades is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Fuck Tito misses with a series of wild punches.
Fuck Tito throws a lazy uppercut
and Hades counters with a straight right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Fuck Tito showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Hades has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 29:29
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 29:29
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a draw!