PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Trotter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka comes to the cage accompanied by my dick. Harry Trotter told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Pitakaka
vs
Trotter

189 cm
21
217 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

185 cm
23
221 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Harry Trotter!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Chad Campbell and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Trotter moves out of range.
Pitakaka lands with a slapping head kick.

Trotter closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Pitakaka pulls guard.
Trotter trying to control but Pitakaka is working from the bottom.
Pitakaka wants to sweep here but Trotter controlling him for the moment.

Trotter drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Pitakaka dives on top into guard.

Trotter is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Pitakaka has his hands clasped together but Trotter extends an breaks Pitakaka's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Trotter.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Harry Trotter!
A victorious Harry Trotter thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.