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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trey Damons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Damons kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is All the Above. Pencil has chosen Full Retard as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!
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25
177 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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193 lbs
10 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Trey Damons!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pencil darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Damons gets the takedown into side control.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Damons is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Pencil is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Damons goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Pencil has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Damons but great work by Pencil.
Damons is trying to get back to half guard.
Pencil stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pencil, right into the meat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Damons takes a kick to the side of the head.
It looks like Trey Damons has been cut.
Pencil connects with a leg kick. Damons looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Damons misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pencil throws a monster overhand right that drops Damons! Pencil follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wooden Pencil! Wooden Pencil retains his super heavyweight title!
In his post fight interview, Wooden Pencil started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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