PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Death Before Dishonor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anal Bead Party (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Before Dishonor
vs
Bead Party

192 cm
28
284 lbs
16 - 10 - 1

190 cm
32
276 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Death Before Dishonor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anal Bead Party!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Eliza Hachem and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dishonor misses with a leg kick
and Party counters with a slapping leg kick.

Dishonor closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Dishonor lands in his opponent's guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Dishonor distracts Party with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Dishonor throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Party works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dishonor with a flurry of punches that miss.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dishonor accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dishonor in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dishonor postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dishonor slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Dishonor pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Party is keeping the position for now.
Dishonor lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Party utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dishonor trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Dishonor throws a strike but Party rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Party wants to stand but Dishonor is controlling his posture from full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dishonor looking for a sweep. Not yet Dishonor, not yet.
Dishonor working a defensive guard but Party passes into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor is looking to improve his position.
Dishonor is working hard here to advance position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Party passes into side control, despite Dishonor's attempt to control the position.
Dishonor is looking to regain half guard here but Party keeps moving and retains side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Death Before Dishonor dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Dishonor feints and as Party raises his hands in defense, Dishonor changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Dishonor throws an elbow that misses. Party uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dishonor's guard. Nice move by Party!
Dishonor working a defensive guard here.
Party preventing the sweep.
Dishonor has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Party has passed into side control.
Dishonor is looking to reverse the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dishonor can't do much from the bottom here.
Dishonor tries to bench press Party off him but Party keeps the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Party decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Party keeps the fight on the outside.

Dishonor closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Party pushes Dishonor off looking to stand but Dishonor dives back in and keeps control.
Dishonor has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Dishonor throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Dishonor wants to control but Party is keeping him busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Party manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Anal Bead Party is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Dishonor scores with a takedown into Party's guard.
Dishonor wants to control from the top but Party keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Party wants to get back to his feet but Dishonor is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Dishonor trying to control but Party is working from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Death Before Dishonor wasn't doing enough on the ground.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Party enables Dishonor to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Party manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dishonor accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dishonor prevents Party from getting back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Death Before Dishonor dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Dishonor scores with a takedown into Party's guard.
Dishonor missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dishonor wants to pass the guard but Party is keeping the position.
Dishonor throwing strikes but missing.
Party keeping moving, preventing Dishonor from controlling successfully.
Party working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dishonor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Party keeping full guard, as Dishonor tries to pass.
Party working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dishonor.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dishonor missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dishonor wants to control from the top but Party keeps moving.
Dishonor in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dishonor stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Party swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Party utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor throws an elbow that misses. Party uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dishonor's guard. Nice move by Party!

Dishonor looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Dishonor working for submissions but it's allowed Party to get to half guard.
Party prevents Dishonor from improving his position.
Anal Bead Party has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Party gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Dishonor throws a low kick but it's checked well by Party.

Dishonor closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Party did well to prevent Dishonor getting side control.

Dishonor is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Party defends it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor trying to advance position but Party counters by regaining guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Party kicks Dishonor off and gets to his feet.
Dishonor is looking to clinch but Party is avoiding it.
Dishonor is looking to clinch.
Death Before Dishonor is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Dishonor shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Party manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Death Before Dishonor showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dishonor has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Death Before Dishonor!
An out of breath Death Before Dishonor thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.