PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Death Before Dishonor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anal Bead Party (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Before Dishonor
vs
Bead Party

192 cm
28
284 lbs
15 - 10 - 1

190 cm
32
276 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Death Before Dishonor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anal Bead Party!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Bruno Hogan and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Party tries to sprawl but Dishonor drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Dishonor not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Dishonor throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Party wants to get back to his feet.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Dishonor lands a nice short elbow.
Party won't allow Dishonor to pass to mount.

Dishonor is actively looking for submissions here but good counter grappling here from Party as he works his way to full guard.
Dishonor trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Party manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Dishonor has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Party being controlled here momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dishonor looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Party passes into half guard.
Dishonor tries to get to full guard but Party has control of the leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Party is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Dishonor wants to get back to full guard but Party has mounted him!
Dishonor is working to get back to half guard.
Dishonor sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Party is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.

Dishonor looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dishonor trying to get back to full guard but Party takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Dishonor is trying desperately to improve position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Party gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!

Dishonor clinches up against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Party throws an elbow that misses.
Party throws a knee to the head but misses.

Party works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Death Before Dishonor dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

The fight stays on the outside here - Dishonor looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Dishonor manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Party on his heels. He'll look to pass Party's guard now, I'm sure.
Dishonor engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Party working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dishonor.
Dishonor tries to free his leg and advance position but Party is retaining full guard.
Party avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Dishonor stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Party swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dishonor wants to control from the top but Party keeps moving.
Party wants to stand and escape but Dishonor is having none of it.
Dishonor postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dishonor's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

It looks like Anal Bead Party has been cut.
Dishonor wants to control from the top but Party keeps moving.
Dishonor throws a strike but Party rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Party decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Death Before Dishonor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Dishonor dives in and scores a takedown into Party's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dishonor trying to control but Party is working from the bottom.

Party wriggles free and stands up.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Party enables Dishonor to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Party manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Death Before Dishonor overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Party is looking to stand up but Dishonor isn't so interested in that idea.
Party preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dishonor throws an elbow that misses. Party uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dishonor's guard. Nice move by Party!
Party is looking to stand up but Dishonor won't let him.

Dishonor throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Party escapes and throws Dishonor's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Dishonor is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Party has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.

Dishonor feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Death Before Dishonor dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Anal Bead Party's cut.
That's time! Dishonor's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Party slips under a jab from Dishonor.
Dishonor tries to clinch there but Party circles away.
Dishonor is looking to clinch but Party is avoiding it.
Dishonor tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Party checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dishonor tries to clinch but Party moves away
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

Dishonor manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Party on his heels. He'll look to pass Party's guard now, I'm sure.
Party preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dishonor throwing strikes from guard but Party blocks nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dishonor postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Dishonor trying to control but Party is working from the bottom.
Dishonor postures up in Party's guard and throws a big left but Party blocks it.
Dishonor throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dishonor trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dishonor trying to control the position from guard on top but Party is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Party working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dishonor.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Party is keeping the position for now.
Dishonor throws an elbow that misses. Party uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dishonor's guard. Nice move by Party!

Dishonor looking for a guillotine here but Party defends easily.

Dishonor working for a triangle but Party defends it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dishonor throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Party escapes and throws Dishonor's legs to the side, diving into side control!

Party stands up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Party uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dishonor.
Dishonor moves to clinch but Party breaks away
and Party counters with a head kick.

Dishonor throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Party was covering up waiting for the punch and Dishonor finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Dishonor chips away with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Death Before Dishonor clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Anal Bead Party's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dishonor tries to close the distance and clinch up but Party swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Dishonor looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Party!
Dishonor is trying to ground and pound but Party uses the momentary lack of control by Dishonor to regain half guard.
Party is not content to let Dishonor control the position.
Dishonor is looking to advance position but Party won't allow it.
Dishonor throws a strike but Party avoids it easily and moves to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Party is looking to stand up but Dishonor isn't so interested in that idea.
Dishonor loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dishonor prevents Party from getting back to his feet.
Dishonor throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dishonor with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dishonor wants to control from the top but Party keeps moving.
Dishonor throws a big right hand that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Party wants to stand and escape but Dishonor is having none of it.
Dishonor throwing strikes from guard but Party blocks nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Party has his feet on Dishonor's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Dishonor tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Party is able to avoid easily.
Dishonor bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Dishonor misses with a jab to the body
and Party counters with a low kick, right behind Dishonor 's knee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dishonor walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Party checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dishonor scores with a leg kick.
Dishonor lands an overhand right.

Dishonor shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Dishonor missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Party defending well though.
Dishonor sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Party defending well though.
Dishonor wants to free his trapped foot but Party is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Dishonor is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Party is just riding it out for now. Dishonor eventually gives up the hold.
Still in half guard, Dishonor seems content to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Death Before Dishonor had his way with Anal Bead Party in that round.
The cut man is working on Anal Bead Party's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Dishonor cracks the inside of Party's front leg.
Dishonor throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Party slips under a jab from Dishonor.
Dishonor wants to clinch up but Party keeps it at a distance.
Dishonor tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Dishonor closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Party quickly recovers to half guard.
Dishonor throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Party is looking to escape.
Dishonor is trying to control the action in half guard but Party is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Party kicks off Dishonor and gets to his feet.
Dishonor swings widly with a right hand
and Party counters with a low kick, right behind Dishonor 's knee.
Dishonor misses the shot to the body.
Dishonor throws a quick inside leg kick.

Dishonor shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Dishonor takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor with the ground and pound but Party uses the opportunity to regain guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dishonor accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dishonor throwing strikes but missing.

Dishonor postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Party is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Dishonor, into his guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dishonor working a defensive guard but Party passes into half guard.
Anal Bead Party has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Party gets to his feet - back to striking we go!

Dishonor manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Party on his heels. He'll look to pass Party's guard now, I'm sure.
Dishonor missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dishonor in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dishonor with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dishonor throws a strike but Party rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Party won't allow Dishonor to sweep him here.
Dishonor is looking to sweep but instead, Party has passed into half guard.
Dishonor is trying to get back to full guard.
Death Before Dishonor is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dishonor wants to control but Party is keeping busy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Death Before Dishonor showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dishonor, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 50:45
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 50:45
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Death Before Dishonor!
After winning the bout, Death Before Dishonor thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.