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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gena Krocodil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Garp Pullnate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garp Pullnate has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gena Krocodil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Garp Pullnate!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pullnate throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pullnate misses with a double jab.
Pullnate throws the left hand but Krocodil avoids the punch easily.
Garp Pullnate seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pullnate throws a right hand that Krocodil ducks under and follows up with a left that Krocodil also avoids with ease.
Krocodil really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Krocodil tries to clinch there but Pullnate circles away.
Krocodil shoots in for a takedown but Pullnate shows good takedown defense.
Krocodil tries to clinch but Pullnate moves away
and Pullnate counters with a nice uppercut.
Krocodil shoots in looking for a takedown. Pullnate tries to sprawl out of it but Krocodil keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Pullnate manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Pullnate ducks under a wild hook from Krocodil.
Pullnate fails to land with a series of punches.
Krocodil avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pullnate missing with a left hand there. Krocodil was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Krocodil looks for a takedown but Pullnate sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gena Krocodil. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jab from Pullnate.
Pullnate scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Krocodil tries to bum rush Pullnate with a series of wild strikes but Pullnate uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pullnate misses with a double jab.
Krocodil shoots in but Pullnate avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Pullnate just misses with a punch to the body.
A head kick misses from Krocodil.
Pullnate looks to land a combination but Krocodil avoids it well.
Krocodil slips a jab and a cross from Pullnate.
Pullnate lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Pullnate lands a nice looking body shot.
Pullnate misses with a looping right.
Pullnate jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pullnate ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Krocodil moves away.
Pullnate jabs Krocodil to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Krocodil has Pullnate up against the cage in a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Pullnate on the inside.
Krocodil changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Pullnate fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pullnate tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Krocodil was well out of range. Poor timing from Pullnate.
A swing and a miss from Pullnate.
Krocodil takes one to the chin there.
Pullnate misses with a lunging right hand
and Krocodil counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Pullnate throws a lazy uppercut
and Krocodil counters with a series of strikes. Pullnate will be more careful next time no doubt.
Krocodil showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pullnate.
Krocodil takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Krocodil shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pullnate as he avoids it easily.
Pullnate throws a body punch but Krocodil moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pullnate just misses with a punch to the body.
Pullnate misses with a wild combination.
Pullnate misses with a right hand
and Krocodil counters with a stiff right hand.
Krocodil shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pullnate as he jumps to the side.
Pullnate misses with a two punch combination.
Pullnate thows a body shot but no joy.
Pullnate fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pullnate misses with a double jab.
Pullnate checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Krocodil is looking to clinch.
Krocodil ducks under a wild hook from Pullnate.
Pullnate lands a nice shot that snaps Krocodil's head back.
Krocodil doesn't manage to clinch there - Pullnate circles away.
Pullnate throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pullnate scores with a jab to the jaw.
A big right from Pullnate misses.
Pullnate throws a jab but it's blocked by Krocodil.
Krocodil doesn't manage to clinch there - Pullnate circles away.
Pullnate avoids the head kick by Krocodil.
Pullnate thuds a left hand into Krocodil's body.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Krocodil. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pullnate on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nice defenses there by Krocodil.
Pullnate thows a body shot but no joy.
Pullnate misses with a looping right.
Krocodil throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pullnate uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Pullnate darts in and clinches Krocodil up against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Garp Pullnate dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Pullnate looks to land a left hand but Krocodil moved out of range nicely.
Krocodil swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Krocodil looks to land a combination but Pullnate avoids it well.
Pullnate avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pullnate swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pullnate thows a body shot but no joy.
Krocodil moves out of range as Pullnate strikes.
Krocodil on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Some wild striking there from Krocodil.
Pullnate throws a jab but it's blocked by Krocodil.
Pullnate misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Krocodil shoots for a double leg takedown but Pullnate sprawls well. He's pushed Krocodil's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Pullnate misses with a body shot.
Garp Pullnate seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pullnate just misses with a punch to the body.
Pullnate scores with a decent looking hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Pullnate. That snapped Krocodil's head back.
Pullnate misses with a body shot
and Krocodil counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Krocodil.
Krocodil is trying to pull guard but Pullnate turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Pullnate pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pullnate swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pullnate uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Krocodil.
Pullnate throws a looping overhand right but Krocodil ducks down to avoid it.
Krocodil takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pullnate throws a looping overhand right but Krocodil ducks down to avoid it.
Krocodil shoots in for a double leg but Pullnate sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gena Krocodil. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pullnate throws a right and a left that Krocodil avoids nicely.
Krocodil will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Pullnate swings for the body but Krocodil moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pullnate misses with a lunging right hand
and Krocodil counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pullnate lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pullnate breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A big right from Pullnate misses.
Krocodil looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pullnate is fending him off so far but Krocodil persists. Nope, Pullnate circles away and we're back to standing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pullnate throws a body punch but Krocodil moves out of range.
Krocodil fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Pullnate misses with a wild combination.
Pullnate missing with a left hand there. Krocodil was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pullnate lands a nice shot that snaps Krocodil's head back.
Krocodil staying out of range there.
Krocodil looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pullnate is fending him off so far but Krocodil persists. Nope, Pullnate circles away and we're back to standing.
Garp Pullnate is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pullnate swinging wildly here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Krocodil misses with a head kick.
Pullnate cracks Krocodil with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Gena Krocodil is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A jab from Pullnate misses.
Pullnate misses with a jab, cross combination.
Krocodil uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pullnate.
Krocodil tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pullnate manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Krocodil staying out of range there.
Pullnate thows a left - swing and a miss!
Krocodil shoots in for a takedown but Pullnate shows good takedown defense.
Pullnate looks to land a left hand but Krocodil moved out of range nicely.
Pullnate misses with a wild body shot.
Pullnate throws a left and a right that both miss
and Krocodil counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Pullnate misses with a right hand
and Krocodil counters with a left and a right that stings Pullnate.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pullnate throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Krocodil.
Horrible takedown by Krocodil or perhaps it was just good defense by Pullnate which made him look bad.
Pullnate swings widly with a right hand
and Krocodil counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Pullnate prevents the takedown attempt.
Pullnate pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pullnate connects with a single shot there.
Pullnate misses with a looping left.
Pullnate lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Krocodil circles away quickly and effectively.
Pullnate misses with a body punch
and Krocodil counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pullnate misses with a wild body shot.
Krocodil moves out of range of the strikes.
Krocodil looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pullnate is fending him off so far but Krocodil persists. Nope, Pullnate circles away and we're back to standing.
Pullnate scores with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Garp Pullnate showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Krocodil misses with a head kick.
Krocodil looks for a takedown but Pullnate sprawls well.
Pullnate pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Krocodil tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pullnate swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A slow jab from Pullnate misses its intended target.
Pullnate misses with a double jab
and Krocodil counters with a left and a right that stings Pullnate.
Pullnate misses with a two punch combination.
Pullnate throws a series of punches but Krocodil moves out of range.
Krocodil blocks a jab.
Pullnate throws a series of punches but Krocodil moves out of range.
Krocodil uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pullnate.
A looping hook to the body misses from Krocodil. Pullnate does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pullnate stuffs the takedown.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Krocodil slips a jab and a cross from Pullnate.
Pullnate misses with a body shot
and Pullnate takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Krocodil slips under a jab.
Pullnate throws a body punch but Krocodil moves out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Pullnate as he connects with a hook.
Krocodil feints a jab promting Pullnate to slip. Krocodil then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Pullnate slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Krocodil blocks a jab.
Pullnate misses with a straight left.
Pullnate misses with an uppercut.
Krocodil avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pullnate misses with a few strikes there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pullnate scores with a jab to the body.
Krocodil tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pullnate manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nice defenses there by Krocodil.
Krocodil is looking to clinch.
Pullnate throws a hook but Krocodil avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Krocodil shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Pullnate defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gena Krocodil. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pullnate fails to land with a series of punches.
Pullnate connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Pullnate misses with a hook.
Pullnate misses with an uppercut. Krocodil saw that one coming.
Pullnate throws a lazy right hand but Krocodil sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Krocodil fails to land the takedown.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Krocodil jabs Pullnate right on the nose. Pullnate blinks but takes it well.
Pullnate lands a body shot.
Krocodil throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Krocodil tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Krocodil uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pullnate.
Pullnate fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Krocodil looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pullnate misses with a left hand
and Krocodil counters with a nice body shot.
Krocodil displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pullnate throws out the jab.
Pullnate scores with a jab. Krocodil acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A slow jab from Pullnate misses its intended target.
Krocodil moves out of range of the strikes.
Pullnate misses with an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pullnate jabs Krocodil to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Krocodil is looking to wear down Pullnate with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Horrible takedown by Krocodil or perhaps it was just good defense by Pullnate which made him look bad.
Pullnate lands a jab to the head.
Pullnate throws a body punch but Krocodil moves out of range.
Pullnate fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Krocodil manages to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pullnate throws a hook but Krocodil blocks it.
Pullnate misses with a series of wild punches.
Krocodil connects with a nice looking jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Krocodil staying out of range there.
Pullnate digs a good body shot into Krocodil's ribs.
Gena Krocodil has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Garp Pullnate is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Pullnate throws the left hand but Krocodil avoids the punch easily.
Pullnate throws a right hand that misses
and Krocodil counters with a stiff right hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Garp Pullnate.
I've got Pullnate winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Garp Pullnate!
A victorious Garp Pullnate thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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