PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bilbo Baggins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gnome Chomsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chomsky is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: System Of A Down - Sugar. This should be a great matchup!

Baggins
vs
Chomsky

180 cm
31
199 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

182 cm
28
192 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

TWGC Champion
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bilbo Baggins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gnome Chomsky!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baggins shoots for a takedown but Chomsky saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Chomsky moves out of range of the strikes.
Chomsky misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Baggins.
Baggins moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Chomsky throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Baggins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chomsky.
Chomsky has his takedown stuffed
and Baggins counters with a nice body shot.
Chomsky looks to throw the jab but Baggins is out of range.
Baggins tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Chomsky swivels and escapes.
Baggins changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Chomsky tries to avoid it but Baggins manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Chomsky to the ground. Chomsky escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bilbo Baggins. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Baggins shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Chomsky is refusing to be controlled, as Baggins sits in half guard.
Baggins throwing shots but Chomsky is blocking nicely.
Baggins not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Baggins is stalling here. Chomsky is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Baggins seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Chomsky has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Baggins sneaks back into half guard.
Baggins is trying to control but can't.
Chomsky looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Baggins works his way to full guard. Good work.
Baggins controls Chomsky momentarily but Chomsky frees himself.
Chomsky is stalling in the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky stopping the sweep attempt from Baggins.

Chomsky is sitting in close to Baggins's body. Baggins has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Chomsky is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Chomsky is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Baggins.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Bilbo Baggins!