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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Golem comes to the ring accompanied by Geo dude geo geo dude. Lard has chosen I'm Fat as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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223 lbs
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Cardio machine
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Geodude Golem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Yuuki Gou and Shigeki Sano.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lard is looking to clinch.
Golem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lard fails in his attempt to clinch.
Golem lands with a thumping leg kick.
Golem throws a head kick that misses.
Golem lands with a right hand.
An inside leg kick from Lard misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lard.
Golem takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Geodude Golem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Golem swings away with a leg kick that misses.
That kick from Lard tenderised Golem's leg. Golem is trying to keep his angry face on.
Golem blocks the body kick.
Lard misses with a wild combination.
Lard takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lard takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lard fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lard connects with an inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lard moves away.
Lard on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Lard misses with a low kick as Golem jumps back.
Lard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Golem scoring well with a low kick there.
Golem connects with a body shot that sends Lard's belly button to the back.
Golem explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Lard wants to slow Golem down by chopping away at his legs.
Golem misses with a looping right.
Lard staying out of range there.
A nice combination there by Golem.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Golem misses with an uppercut.
Lard misses with a low kick.
Lard will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Golem checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Golem misses with a double jab.
Lard tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Golem manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Golem throws a leg kick but Lard sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Good leg kick by Lard there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Golem throws a leg kick but Lard checks it.
A good leg kick by Golem.
Lard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Golem.
Lard loads up on a big right hand but Golem slips the punch.
Lard circles away from the clinch attempt.
Golem takes a swing at Lard's ribcage but misses.
Lard doesn't manage to clinch there - Golem circles away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lard moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Golem lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lard at a distance.
A jab from Golem does it's job there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Geodude Golem dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Lard scores with a kick to the body.
Lard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Golem.
Lard fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Golem.
Lard throws a leg kick but Golem sees it coming and moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Golem.
Golem throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Golem closes the distance and clinches.
Lard can't find room to land a body shot as Golem controls the action.
Golem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Golem.
Lard tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lard tries to throw a body punch but Golem avoids it by throwing Lard back against the ropes.
Lard tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lard misses with a punch to the body.
Lard misses with a punch to the body.
Lard takes a knee right on the jaw!
Golem managing to block the knees to the body from Lard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lard fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lard throws a punch but it's blocked by Golem.
Lard working aggressively here.
Golem's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Good exchange - Golem coming out on top.
Lard swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Golem connects with a body shot that sends Lard's belly button to the back.
Lard tries to work over Golem's front leg with a kick but Golem checks it.
Lard lands with a shot to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Golem.
Golem swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Golem feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lard's calf.
Golem will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Golem lands a nice shot that snaps Lard's head back.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Golem misses with a looping right.
Lard is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lard's head backwards.
Lard lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Geodude Golem is winning the standup battle so far.
Lard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A good leg kick by Golem.
Golem with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lard to score with a decent uppercut.
Golem checks a leg kick.
Golem throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lard throws a chopping leg kick but Golem manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Golem uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lard.
Lard takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lard misses with a straight left.
Golem gets a clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Geodude Golem dominated that second round.
That's time! Golem's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Lard cracks Golem with a right hand to the side of the head.
Lard throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lard fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lard's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nice body punch from Lard.
Golem connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Lard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Golem swings for the body but Lard moves out of range.
Golem looks for the body kick but Lard saw that one coming.
Golem throws a half hearted mid kick.
Golem lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lard takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The fight stays on the outside here - Golem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lard misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lard blocks a head kick by Golem.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lard's sensitive parts.
Lard tries to land a leg kick but Golem saw it coming and moves away.
Golem looks to land a body kick but Lard moved away.
Golem stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lard.
Lard throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Golem thows a body shot but no joy.
Lard lands a head kick!
Nice defenses there by Lard.
Golem with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lard loads up on a big right hand but Golem slips the punch.
Lard throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Golem's head.
Golem dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lard. That did some damage!
Golem has taken the fight to the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lard trying to land knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Lard.
Lard tries to land knees in the clinch but Golem avoids the damage to the body.
Golem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Golem taking a breather.
Lard has a couple of punches blocked by Golem.
Golem blocks an uppercut.
Lard pushes off an throws an elbow but Golem leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Lard trying to land knees to the body.
Golem taking a breather.
Lard prevents a body shot from Golem.
Lard swings wildly with an uppercut but Golem uses good head movement to avoid it.
Golem looking to slow down the pace here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Golem lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lard.
Golem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Geodude Golem did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Lard misses with a leg kick
and Golem counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Golem takes a shot to the head.
Lard swings wildly with an uppercut but Golem uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lard struggles to land a body shot inside as Golem controls his hands.
Lard blocks an uppercut.
Golem misses with an elbow strike.
Golem lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Lard backwards.
Golem tries to work over Lard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Golem tries to stall but Lard uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Lard misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Golem.
Golem prevents a body shot from Lard.
Golem breaks from the clinch.
Lard doesn't manage to clinch there - Golem circles away.
Golem throws a solid leg kick but Lard takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Golem.
Golem pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lard is out of range and Golem settles back down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Golem misses with a left hand
and Lard counters with a head kick. That will keep Golem thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Lard tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice straight punches there by Lard. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Lard.
A big right from Golem misses.
Lard throws a leg kick
and Golem counters with a slapping leg kick.
Golem lands a jab to Lard's midsection.
A clash of legs there as Golem blocks the low kick.
Lard lands with a good body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A low kick from Golem is predictable there
and Lard counters with a leg kick.
Golem lands with a kick to the temple. Lard shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Golem with a nice cross.
Golem rushes Lard and presses him up against the ropes.
Lard wants to get back to striking at distance but Golem won't allow it.
Golem has Lard pressed against the ropes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem lands a body shot.
Golem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Golem scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Golem throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Lard works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lard lands a hook to the side of the head.
Geodude Golem has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Golem looking to stall.
Lard working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A body shot lands from Lard.
Lard fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Golem trying to stall but Lard improves his position.
Lard lands an elbow that stopped Golem in his tracks for a moment.
Lard misses with the head strike.
Lard looking to throw knees to the head but Golem is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Geodude Golem had his way with Tubo Lard in that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Lard throws a push kick but Golem slaps the foot to one side.
Tubo Lard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Golem connects with a jab.
Golem misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lard.
Golem buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lard throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Golem checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The fighters circle momentarily. Golem darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Golem connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
An inside leg kick lands from Lard.
Golem throws a head kick that misses.
Golem connects with a solid leg kick.
A low kick from Lard is predictable there
enabling Golem to counter with a crisp jab.
Lard attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lard lunges at Golem with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Golem's hand.
Golem punishes Lard's body with a nice straight punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem lands a head kick!
Golem throws a jab when Lard was well out of range.
Golem throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Golem, right into the meat.
Lard is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Lard dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Golem. That did some damage!
Golem throws a low kick but Lard avoids it.
Golem scores with a push kick.
A head kick misses from Golem.
Golem throws a big shot that misses.
Golem tries a low kick but Lard avoids it.
Geodude Golem is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lard on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Lard throws a body punch but Golem moves out of range.
Lard tries a low kick but Golem avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good leg kick by Lard there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Golem lands a nice hook to Lard's body. Lard takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Golem clinches with his opponent.
Golem trying to stall but Lard improves his position.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Golem throws an elbow but misses.
Lard connects with a nasty looking knee right to Golem's face.
A head punch on the inside from Lard fails to land.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lard tries a knee to the head but Golem blocks it.
Golem comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lard tries to work over Golem's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lard misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that's the end of the fight!
Geodude Golem showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Golem has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 50:45
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 50:45
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Geodude Golem!
As Geodude Golem got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Geodude, Geodude, Geodude...'.
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