PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Fat Face two (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ruben Wiki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face two's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cake. Wiki has chosen Reuben James as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Face two
vs
Wiki

188 cm
28
196 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

173 cm
33
182 lbs
22 - 14 - 1

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Face two!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Ruben Wiki!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Summer Carpenter and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A leg kick checked by Wiki.
Face two lands a head shot.
Face two throws a low kick, looking for Wiki's leg but Wiki calmly moves out of range.
Face two ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wiki moves away.
Wiki throws a jab but it's blocked by Face two.
Face two throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Face two shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Face two connects with a looping right hand.
Wiki lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Face two fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wiki manages to avoid it.
Face two misses with a body kick.
Face two tries to clinch

and as Face two resets, Wiki pounces with a savage head kick that drops Face two to the mat! Face two looks wobbly but gets back to his feet on the count of 5. The referee continues the count to 8 then steps aside to let these two guys get back at it!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Face two lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ruben Wiki is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Face two misses
and Wiki counters with a nice low kick that buckles Face two's knee momentarily.
Face two thuds his right hand into Wiki's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Face two connects with a solid leg kick.
Face two thumps Wiki with a low kick.
A low kick from Face two is predictable there
and Wiki counters with a body kick that stops Face two in his tracks momentarily.
Face two misses with a shot to the body
and Wiki counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Face two has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ruben Wiki!
Ruben Wiki took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, TFP Graphics - Pit Inc for their support in the buildup to the fight.