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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damian Maya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes to the ring accompanied by Deathly Quiet. Maya has chosen Spitfire as his entrance music. Damian Maya told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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226 lbs
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226 lbs
15 - 13 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Insanely flexible |
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TWGC Champion
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Damian Maya!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Wagner Zegers and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from PoopyPants does it's job there.
PoopyPants scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Maya doesn't seem bothered though.
A swing and a miss from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws the left hand but Maya avoids the punch easily.
Maya walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Maya moves away from the strike by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands with a cross.
PoopyPants uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Maya has time to react.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Maya tries to move into range but PoopyPants moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Maya is rocked!
Maya moves out of range as PoopyPants strikes.
Maya is still on wobbly legs! Can PoopyPants finish him?
PoopyPants thows a left - swing and a miss!
PoopyPants looks to land a left hand but Maya moved out of range nicely.
Maya tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but PoopyPants swivels and escapes.
PoopyPants lands a right hook to the body.
PoopyPants throws out a loose jab but Maya uses good head movement to avoid it.
PoopyPants fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Maya to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Maya looks to clinch but PoopyPants throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Maya taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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