PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Ah Ling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ah Ling comes to the cage accompanied by Maybelline. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Ah Ling
vs
Lesnar

185 cm
26
245 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

190 cm
25
270 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Red Hand Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ding Ah Ling!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ah Ling gets caught napping as Lesnar dives in and scores a takedown. Ah Ling manages to retain guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Lesnar pushing down on Ah Ling's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Lesnar is taking a breather. Ah Ling says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Lesnar sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Ah Ling defending well though.
It looks like Lesnar is going to stand back up.

Lesnar stands up from half guard.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Ah Ling sprawls well. Ah Ling wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lesnar gets slowly back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick from Ah Ling lands but Lesnar takes it in his stride.
Lesnar misses with the combination.
Lesnar tries to score a power double leg takedown but Ah Ling sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lesnar somewhat.
Ah Ling feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lesnars jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ah Ling misses with a head kick.
A right-left combo lands from Ah Ling.
Ah Ling throws a sloppy head kick and Lesnar moves out of range easily.
Lesnar shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ah Ling defends it nicely.
Ding Ah Ling has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar.
Ah Ling lands a high kick!
Ah Ling tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ah Ling paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Ah Ling cracks Lesnar with a good jab.
Lesnar avoids the head kick by Ah Ling.
Lesnar chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ah Ling can pounce on him.
Lesnar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ah Ling lands a head kick!
A head kick misses from Ah Ling.
Ah Ling swats away the attempt to clinch by Lesnar.

Lesnar gets a takedown into half guard.

Lesnar is trying to work for a kimura but Ah Ling is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Lesnar is working for a submission of some sort.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar moves into full mount! Ah Ling won't be happy about that!
Lesnar controlling his opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Lesnar dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Lesnar dives in and scores a takedown into Ah Ling's guard.

Lesnar gets to his feet - Ah Ling follows without any prompting.
Ah Ling throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Ah Ling gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Lesnar to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Lesnar content to stall in guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar lands a couple of elbows.
Lesnar controls from within his opponent's guard.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Brock Lesnar wasn't active enough on the ground.
Lesnar throws out a loose jab but Ah Ling uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ah Ling throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ah Ling throws a head kick that half lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ah Ling scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

Lesnar bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Lesnar staying calm.
Lesnar landing a few strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lesnar controls the position from side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Brock Lesnar has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Lesnar misses with a takedown attempt - Ah Ling sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lesnar throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lesnar avoids the head kick by Ah Ling.
Ah Ling swings for the body but Lesnar moves out of range.
Lesnar is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ah Ling throws a head kick that Lesnar semi-blocks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Ah Ling throws a sloppy head kick and Lesnar moves out of range easily.

Lesnar closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Ah Ling to the mat! Ah Ling manages to get full guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lesnar sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Ah Ling's guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Lesnar in particular looking to stall.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lesnar lands with a punch from half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Lesnar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Ah Ling misses with a head kick.
Lesnar doesn't manage to clinch there - Ah Ling circles away.
Lesnar misses with a head kick.
Ah Ling avoids the head kick by Lesnar.
Ah Ling throws a sloppy head kick and Lesnar moves out of range easily.
Lesnar tries a head kick but it misses.
Ah Ling works over Lesnar's head and body with a nice combination.
Lesnar fails with the takedown.
Lesnar moves in looking to clinch but Ah Ling pushes him off.
Ah Ling throws a sloppy head kick and Lesnar moves out of range easily.
Ah Ling cracks Lesnar with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Ah Ling throws a sloppy head kick and Lesnar moves out of range easily.

Lesnar closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Ah Ling quickly recovers to half guard.
Lesnar controlling the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lesnar is looking for a kimura but Ah Ling is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Lesnar to get the leverage.
Lesnar moves into full mount! Ah Ling won't be happy about that!
Lesnar controlling the position easily from mount.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar lands with some strikes.
Ah Ling taking shots to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lesnar punishing his opponent with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar looking to finish Ah Ling with some ground and pound. This is bad for Ah Ling!
Lesnar content just to control the position here.

Lesnar throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! Ah Ling has his hands clasped together but Lesnar breaks the hold and Ah Ling is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Lesnar!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Brock Lesnar!