PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charles Bronson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cro Copout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Copout has chosen you throw knee, i go home as his entrance music. Cro Copout is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Bronson
vs
Copout

176 cm
32
183 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

219 cm
32
285 lbs
43 - 17 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Steel Penn's All 160
Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Charles Bronson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 43 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cro Copout!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Copout thuds his right hand into Bronson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Copout thows a left - swing and a miss!
Copout slips a straight right by Bronson.
Bronson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Copout blocks a jab.
Bronson throws a right and a left that Copout avoids nicely.
Copout misses with a lunging right hand
and Bronson counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bronson scores with a nice head shot.
Charles Bronson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Copout ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Copout throws a body punch but Bronson moves out of range.
Bronson fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Copout checks it well.
Copout scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bronson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Copout was well out of range. Poor timing from Bronson.
Bronson swings away with a body shot that misses
and Copout counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bronson misses with a body punch
and Copout counters with a right hand to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Copout looks to throw the jab but Bronson is out of range.
Copout moves out of range as Bronson strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bronson misses with a body shot.
Copout connects with the punch.

Copout has Bronson up against the cage in a clinch.
Bronson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Copout is stalling here.
Bronson tries a knee to the head but Copout blocks it.
Copout keeps control of Bronson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Copout working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bronson tries to circle away but Copout has him pinned against the cage.
Copout tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bronson prevents a body shot from Copout.
Bronson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Copout effectively controlling the action here.
Bronson tries to throw a body punch but Copout avoids it by throwing Bronson back against the cage.
Bronson is looking to break free of the clinch but Copout has double underhooks.
Copout has Bronson pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bronson manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Copout lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Copout is working Bronson over against the cage.
Bronson takes a shot to the head.
Copout prevents Bronson from breaking the clinch.
Bronson wants to break the clinch but can't.

Bronson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Copout uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bronson.
Bronson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Charles Bronson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Copout checks a leg kick.
Bronson throws a leg kick but Copout checks it.
Bronson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Copout.
Copout throws a one two combo.
Bronson thuds a left hand into Copout's body.
A telegraphed right hand from Bronson misses the target.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Copout.
Copout scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bronson in his tracks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bronson misses with an uppercut
and Copout counters with a straight right hand.
Copout bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Copout might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bronson throws a head kick but Copout moves out of range.
Bronson throws a solid leg kick but Copout takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bronson.
Copout is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bronson.
Copout throws a hook but Bronson avoids it easily.
Copout takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bronson throws a push kick but Copout slaps the foot to one side.
Bronson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Copout manages to avoid it.
Bronson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Copout waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bronson.
Copout fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bronson takes one to the chin there.
Bronson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Copout has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Copout keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bronson's efforts to push away.
A short left from Copout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bronson tries to break free but Copout pushes him back against the cage.
A short right from Copout on the inside.
Copout misses with a body punch.
Copout tries a body shot but Bronson blocks it.
Copout lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bronson tries to break free but Copout pushes him back against the cage.
Copout tries to throw a body punch but Bronson avoids it by throwing Copout back against the cage.
Bronson is looking to break free of the clinch but Copout has double underhooks.
Copout lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bronson backwards.
Copout tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bronson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bronson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Copout using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bronson is breathing heavily.
Bronson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short body shot lands from Copout as the two fighters clinch.
Copout lands a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cro Copout dominated that round.
That's time! Bronson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Copout gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bronson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Copout lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Copout tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bronson can't find room to land a body shot as Copout controls the action.
Copout tries to throw a body punch but Bronson avoids it by throwing Copout back against the cage.
Bronson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Copout lands a damaging elbow.
Bronson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Copout lands a nice knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good body shot from Copout.
Copout lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Copout working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Copout has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A hook to the body from Copout.
A knee to the head by Copout.
Copout pushes Bronson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Copout lands an elbow inside that Bronson shrugs off.

It looks like Charles Bronson has been cut.

Copout gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Copout with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Copout landing some decent shots from guard.
Copout is in close to Bronson's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Copout is working Bronson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Copout in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Copout with a flurry of punches that miss.
Copout throwing strikes but missing.
Bronson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Copout trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Copout throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Copout is looking to work some ground and pound but Bronson has wrist control.
Copout wants to control from the top but Bronson keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Copout in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Copout lands a couple of decent looking shots.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Copout trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Copout is working Bronson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Copout throws a big right hand that misses.
Copout postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bronson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Copout postures up in Bronson's guard and throws a big left but Bronson blocks it.
Copout content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Copout scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bronson wants to get back to his feet but Copout is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Copout in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Copout works over Bronson with some ground and pound from guard.
Copout seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Copout is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Bronson is rocked!
Copout gets to his feet and stands over Bronson, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Bronson felt that one! Copout unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Bronson from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cro Copout!
A very excited looking Cro Copout rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.