PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heavy Badass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and King Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heavy Badass is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Badass
vs
Kong

180 cm
25
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
20
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Pinoy Fightwear (90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Heavy Badass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, King Kong!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Eddie Farnsworth and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kong moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Badass clinches up with Kong and pushes him back against the cage.
Badass is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kong gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

Badass breaks the clinch.
Badass fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Badass sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Badass shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kong as he avoids it easily.
Badass misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kong loads up on a big right hand but Badass slips the punch.
Kong blocks a head kick by Badass.
Kong misses with a straight left.

Badass pushes Kong up against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Badass breaks from the clinch.
Kong ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Badass.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heavy Badass. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kong. Badass does a little dance to reset his feet.
Badass tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kong paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Badass is defended easily by Kong.
Badass avoids a punch combination nicely.

Badass rushes Kong and presses him up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Badass breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kong leaves Badass with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Kong blocks a head kick by Badass.
Badass tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kong swivels and escapes.
Kong works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Badass fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Badass is breathing heavily.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Badass.
Nice sprawl there from Kong as Badass shoots in.
King Kong is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kong swings for the body but Badass moves out of range.
Kong swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Badass takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Badass throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Badass shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A jab from Kong misses.
Kong fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

It looks like Heavy Badass has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Badass ducks under a wild hook from Kong.
Kong stuffs the takedown attempt from Badass. Badass gets slowly back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kong throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Badass misses with a few strikes there.
Kong thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kong swinging wildly here.
A punch lands to the side of Badass 's head but he takes it in his stride.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kong misses with a wild body shot.
Badass shoots in for a takedown but Kong shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Badass takes one on the chin but seems OK.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

King Kong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Heavy Badass's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A shot to the liver by Kong. Beautiful body shot.
Badass shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kong as he jumps to the side.
Badass shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kong defends it nicely.
Kong throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Heavy Badass is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kong misses with a looping left.
Kong misses with a double jab

and Badass holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kong wants a takedown but no success here.
Kong wants to break free but Badass has control.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Badass. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Badass leaning against his opponent.
Badass tries a body shot but Kong blocks it.
Badass has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Kong is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heavy Badass. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Badass escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Badass darts in and clinches Kong up against the cage.

Badass manages to break the clinch.
Kong looks to score with a jab to the body but Badass is just out of range.

Badass rushes Kong and presses him up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Badass goes for a takedown attempt but Kong pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Badass is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kong sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
King Kong seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Badass misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Badass tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kong swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Heavy Badass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kong missing with a left hand there. Badass was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Badass moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Badass dives in and grabs Kong's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kong pushes down on Badass's head and hops out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kong throws a hook but Badass blocks it.
Badass tries to clinch but Kong moves out of range.
Kong avoids the body shot from Badass.
Kong misses with the combination.
Badass is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kong sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Badass tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kong swivels and escapes.
Badass takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Badass shoots for a double leg takedown but Kong sprawls well. He's pushed Badass's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Badass shoots in for a takedown but Kong shows good takedown defense.
Kong misses with a two punch combination.
Kong misses with a hook. Badass ducked under it nicely.
Badass gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kong throws an overhand right that lands on Badass's shoulder, as Badass tries to avoid the shot.
Badass fails with a takedown attempt.
Kong throws a hook to the side of Badass's head but Badass sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kong cracks a nice hook into Badass's ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

King Kong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Heavy Badass's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Badass doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Badass keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kong.
Kong shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Badass eats them both and turns towards Kong to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Badass is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kong waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Badass.
Badass is looking to clinch but Kong is avoiding it.

Badass rushes Kong and presses him up against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Badass tries to pull guard but Kong forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Kong jumps guard but Badass stands there with Kong around his waist. Kong gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stalling in the clinch from Badass.

Badass pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Badass throws a push kick but Kong slaps the foot to one side.
Kong fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kong thows a body shot but no joy.
Badass attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Badass dodges the punch combination from Kong.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Kong. Those never looked like landing.
Kong displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Badass.

Badass clinches up against the cage.
Badass stalling the fight.
Kong is trying to pull guard but Badass has him pressed against the cage.
Kong wants to take the fight to the mat but Badass manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Heavy Badass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of King Kong.
Badass misses with an elbow strike.
Kong tries to break the clinch but Badass is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Badass fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Kong has had enough of the clinch but Badass keeps him there for the moment.
Kong wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Badass drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Badass pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Badass doesn't manage to clinch there - Kong circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kong thows a body shot but no joy.
Badass shoots in for a takedown but Kong shows good takedown defense.
Kong misses with a hook. Badass ducked under it nicely.
Badass tries to close the distance and clinch but Kong swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Badass just misses with a punch to the body.
Badass shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Badass ducks right into an uppercut from Kong.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Badass defending well as Kong loads up on a big left hand.
A big right from Kong misses.
Heavy Badass has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
King Kong is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Badass throws a sloppy head kick and Kong moves out of range easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
King Kong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Kong winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... King Kong!
Jumping up and down and very excited, King Kong waved his t-shirt featuring Pinoy Fightwear (90% Laundry)'s logo in front of the cameras.