PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Shawn Michaels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Dirt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Michaels comes into the arena with Sexy Boy blaring out of the sound system. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Joe Dirt was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Michaels
vs
Dirt

174 cm
25
135 lbs
30 - 6 - 0

170 cm
23
136 lbs
4 - 19 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Brute
New World Order Clothing

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shawn Michaels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Dirt!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Michaels pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Dirt back to the cage. Michaels follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A punch combination from Michaels misses.

Michaels gets a double leg takedown into Dirt's guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Michaels pushing down on Dirt's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Michaels is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Dirt defends it well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Michaels wants to work for an arm triangle but Dirt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Michaels is looking for a kimura here.

Michaels seems to be looking for submissions.

Michaels is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Michaels looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Michaels is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Michaels is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Dirt defends it well.

Michaels is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dirt has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Michaels seems to be working for a kimura but Dirt defends the submission attempt.
Dirt really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Michaels. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Michaels is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Dirt sees it coming and defends easily.

Michaels in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Dirt tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Michaels!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Shawn Michaels!
Shawn Michaels made sure to mention his sponsor, New World Order Clothing in his post fight interview.