PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Forest Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie's entrance music is r this town i 101. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Gracie
vs
Gump

195 cm
34
280 lbs
42 - 17 - 0

200 cm
33
275 lbs
34 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's All 160
Brute

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 42 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Forest Gump!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie throws a low kick but Gump moves out of range easily.
Gracie dives in and grabs Gump's left leg, looking for a takedown. Gump pushes down on Gracie's head and hops out.
Gump walks forward, straight into a front kick from Gracie.
Asshole Gracie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Gracie shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Gump manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Gracie sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Gump's guard.
Gump looks like he's trying to stand up.
Gracie is controlling the pace.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gracie seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Gump for as long as he can get away with.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Gump wants to get back to his feet.
Gump blocking the ground and pound attempt from Gracie.
Gracie controlling the pace.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Asshole Gracie.
Gump lands a jab to the head.
Gracie throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gump sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gump scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

It looks like Asshole Gracie has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Gracie fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Gump sprawls well initially but Gracie persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Gracie with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Gump keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Gracie controlling the action here.
Gump desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Gracie thows a huge punch but Gump dodges it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie trying to control the pace.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Gracie darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Gump tries to kick Gracie off but Gracie keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Gump is trying to get back to full guard.
Gracie controlling the action here.
Gump wants to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gracie not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Gump wants to control but Gracie is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Gracie slows the pace down in half guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Gracie connects with a solid leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Gracie forces Gump back against the cage and clinches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Gracie tries to work over Gump's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gracie misses with a knee strike.
Gracie is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gracie.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Asshole Gracie dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Asshole Gracie's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Gracie fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

It looks like Forest Gump has been cut.
Gracie tries to close the distance and clinch but Gump swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Gracie scores with a nice body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gracie, right into the meat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Gump gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Gracie controlling from the top position.
Gracie advances to half guard.
Gump tries to roll over but Gracie keeps him under control.
Asshole Gracie overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Gracie content to control rather than advance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Gracie frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Gracie trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Gracie punishing his opponent with strikes.
Gracie controlling from the full mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gump tries to reverse the position but Gracie maintains control.
Gracie controlling the position easily from mount.
Gracie dominating with strikes here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie controlling the pace for now.
The referee warns Gump that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Gracie controlling from the full mount.
Gump is looking to improve his position but Gracie isn't that keen on the idea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gracie controlling the position easily from mount.
Gracie putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gump really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Gracie is in the full mount, landing strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Asshole Gracie dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Gump lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Gracie backs up against the cage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Gracie.
Gump lands a nice shot to the body.
Gracie tries to close the distance and clinch but Gump swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Gump avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Gracie tries to score a power double leg takedown but Gump sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Gracie somewhat.
A big left from Gump misses.
Gracie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gump connects with a body shot that sends Gracie's belly button to the back.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Gracie scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Gracie is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Gump trying to control here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in half guard, Gracie seems content to control.
Ground and pound from Gracie.
Gracie with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Gracie trying to mount his opponent but Gump defends it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gump is looking to improve his position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A swing and a miss from Gump.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Gracie.
Gump throws a combination. Gracie tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gump moves out of range of the body kick from Gracie.
Gump lands a jab to the nose.
Gracie goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Asshole Gracie is winning the standup battle so far.
Gump stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Gracie.
Gump takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Gracie instigates a clinch.
Gracie misses with a knee strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Gump is trying to push Gracie away but Gracie has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gump.
Gracie scores with a shoulder strike.
Gump is trying to push Gracie away but Gracie has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Gracie lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Gracie tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Gracie wants the takedown. Gump is fighting it off but Gracie persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Gump's guard against the cage.
Gracie slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Gracie has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

Asshole Gracie has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Gump misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gracie.
Gracie lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Gracie uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gump.
Gracie explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Forest Gump is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Gracie moves into the clinch.

Gracie tightens his grip and picks Gump up, before dumping him to the ground. Gump manages to land in guard.
Forest Gump has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Gracie is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gump can do to turn this around?
Gracie showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Asshole Gracie showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Gracie has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:26
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Asshole Gracie!
Asshole Gracie spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.