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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tristan Alighieri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man comes to the cage accompanied by Stand Up To be C**ted. Alighieri has chosen Mosquito Song by Queens Of The Stone Age as his entrance music. Joe The One Armed Man had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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240 lbs
17 - 5 - 0 |
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185 cm
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245 lbs
14 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tristan Alighieri!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The One Armed Man lands a leg kick that knocks Alighieri off balance momentarily.
Good work by Alighieri as he checks the leg kick.
Alighieri moves out of range of the strikes.
Alighieri throws a leg kick but The One Armed Man checks it.
Alighieri takes one to the side of the head.
Alighieri lands a jab.
Alighieri takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A chopping leg kick lands by The One Armed Man.
A decent looking cross lands there for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man looks to score with a jab to the body but Alighieri is just out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Alighieri wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The One Armed Man wants to slow Alighieri down by chopping away at his legs.
Nice shot by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man moves out of range as Alighieri strikes.
The One Armed Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Alighieri swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The One Armed Man misses the shot to the body.
The One Armed Man takes a swing at Alighieri's ribcage but misses.
Alighieri on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The One Armed Man throws a low kick but it's checked well by Alighieri.
The One Armed Man drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Alighieri closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Alighieri lands in his opponent's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The One Armed Man looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Alighieri postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! The One Armed Man is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Alighieri, into his guard.
The One Armed Man distracts Alighieri with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alighieri is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Alighieri looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Alighieri sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. The One Armed Man defending well though.
The One Armed Man gets full guard.
The One Armed Man utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Alighieri throws a strike but The One Armed Man rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
The One Armed Man in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Alighieri trying to control the position here.
Alighieri keeping moving, preventing The One Armed Man from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alighieri is pulling down on The One Armed Man's head to control his posture.
Alighieri tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Alighieri is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Tristan Alighieri wasn't active enough on the ground.
The One Armed Man connects with a jab.
The One Armed Man lands with a shot to the body.
A punch lands to the side of The One Armed Man 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Alighieri lands a nice shot that snaps The One Armed Man's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The One Armed Man's corner calls for a 1-2. The One Armed Man obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Alighieri lands a left and a right that sends The One Armed Man crashing to the canvas! Alighieri dives into mount looking to finish!
The One Armed Man is rocked!
It looks like Joe The One Armed Man has been cut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man is looking to improve his position but Alighieri isn't that keen on the idea.
Oh The One Armed Man is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Alighieri is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Alighieri postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked The One Armed Man badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Alighieri around the waist but Alighieri pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Alighieri is the winner by TKO! Alighieri jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tristan Alighieri!
As Tristan Alighieri got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Through me you enter into the city of woes.
Through me you enter into eternal pain.
Through me you enter the population of loss.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.'.
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hype
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