PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Bruce The Glow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kicky McPuncherton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

The Glow
vs
McPuncherton

190 cm
22
270 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

200 cm
23
265 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

World class MT
Cardio machine

World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bruce The Glow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kicky McPuncherton!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Ren Mimura and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Glow thows a body kick. McPuncherton tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Glow tries to land a body kick
enabling McPuncherton to counter with a crisp jab.
The Glow throws a right hand that misses
and McPuncherton counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
McPuncherton scores with a leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Glow is looking to land body kicks.
The Glow throws a combination that misses
and McPuncherton counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Glow with a hook.
McPuncherton throws a leg kick which misses The Glow's front leg but catches the back leg as The Glow tries to avoid it.
The Glow misses with a body kick.
Bruce The Glow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McPuncherton, right into the meat.
The Glow misses with a kick to the body
and McPuncherton counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Glow scores with a leg kick.
The Glow pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The Glow tries to score with a low kick but McPuncherton moves his leg out of the way.
The Glow moves out of range of the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McPuncherton thuds his shin into the meat of The Glow's side.
The Glow scoring well with a low kick there.
McPuncherton checks a leg kick.
McPuncherton blocks a head kick by The Glow.
The Glow throws a poor cross that misses
and McPuncherton counters with a right hand to the body.
The Glow walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McPuncherton checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The Glow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McPuncherton slips a jab from The Glow.
McPuncherton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Glow throws a wild body kick that McPuncherton sees coming a mile off.
The Glow has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by McPuncherton.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from The Glow misses.
The Glow takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Glow misses with a body kick.
McPuncherton getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The Glow misses with a low kick.

McPuncherton moves into range and clinches up with The Glow.

McPuncherton breaks the clinch.
The Glow misses with a hook
and McPuncherton connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Glow throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting McPuncherton counter with a right hand.
The Glow steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from McPuncherton. That one must have hurt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Glow pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McPuncherton lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Glow thows a leg kick but McPuncherton checks it
and McPuncherton connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kicky McPuncherton dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

The Glow throws a lazy body kick
letting McPuncherton counter with a right hand.
McPuncherton throws a head kick but The Glow moves out of range.
The Glow looks to land a body kick but McPuncherton moved away.
The Glow is really struggling to find his range with his punches. McPuncherton's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Crunch! McPuncherton slams his shin into The Glow's torso.
McPuncherton scores with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McPuncherton avoids the head kick by The Glow.
McPuncherton avoids the head kick by The Glow.
The Glow lands a glancing blow to the side of McPuncherton's head.
McPuncherton misses with a low kick.
McPuncherton thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Glow misses with a low kick.
McPuncherton lands a lovely overhand right.
McPuncherton looks to land a right hand but The Glow moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McPuncherton looks low and kicks high, catching The Glow right on the side of the head, sending him crashing to the canvas! Will he be able to beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's already back to his feet and ready to go! Let's see if he's still with it!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McPuncherton fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt The Glow.
The Glow lands a head kick!

It looks like Kicky McPuncherton has been cut.
McPuncherton dodges the punch combination from The Glow.
The Glow throws a low kick, looking for McPuncherton's leg but McPuncherton calmly moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - McPuncherton looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McPuncherton checks a leg kick.
McPuncherton has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
McPuncherton throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The Glow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Glow misses with a lunging right hand
and McPuncherton counters with a good, hard body kick but The Glow shrugs it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab from McPuncherton.
The Glow lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as McPuncherton backs up against the ropes.
McPuncherton moves out of range as The Glow strikes.
The fighters circle momentarily. McPuncherton darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The Glow goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McPuncherton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McPuncherton is looking to land body kicks.
An inside leg kick lands from McPuncherton.
The Glow tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McPuncherton steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Glow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McPuncherton throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Glow's head.
McPuncherton misses with a head kick.
The Glow walks into a stiff left hand from McPuncherton.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kicky McPuncherton takes that one, thanks to the knockdown.
The cut man is working on Kicky McPuncherton's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

McPuncherton connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Glow takes a jab right on the kisser.
The Glow throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McPuncherton connects with a looping right hand.
The Glow scores with a jab to the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McPuncherton takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The Glow misses with a right hand
and McPuncherton counters with a low kick, right behind The Glow 's knee.
McPuncherton connects with a right hand. The Glow shakes it off.
McPuncherton tries to land a front kick but The Glow steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
McPuncherton motions for The Glow to come forward. McPuncherton throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McPuncherton throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The Glow lands a right and a left and another right! McPuncherton goes down! Oh, he's in big, big trouble! 3,4,5,6,7,8... he's up to one knee... 9,10! He can't beat the count - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bruce The Glow!
Bruce The Glow seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.