PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between weirdo weirdos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and INERTE BASURA (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

weirdos
vs
BASURA

182 cm
18
189 lbs
2 - 7 - 0

195 cm
19
205 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, weirdo weirdos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, INERTE BASURA!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BASURA changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. weirdos tries to avoid it but BASURA manages to keep hold of a leg and drag weirdos to the ground. weirdos escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
weirdos looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!

weirdos bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

weirdos swings around for an armbar but BASURA sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into weirdos's guard.

BASURA avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
BASURA slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
BASURA slips nicely into half guard.
BASURA is pressing down on weirdos's thigh, looking to free his foot. weirdos is holding on for now.
weirdos is staying active underneath BASURA, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
BASURA passes to side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
weirdos gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
weirdos is not content to let BASURA control the position.

weirdos looking for submissions off his back.
BASURA is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
BASURA looking to finish weirdos with some ground and pound. This is bad for weirdos!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
BASURA looking to control but weirdos is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
BASURA controlling his opponent.
weirdos tries to reverse the position but BASURA maintains control.
BASURA wants to control the pace but weirdos is squirming around nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BASURA sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
weirdos might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Despite being in the dominant position, INERTE BASURA just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

weirdos shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. weirdos showed some decent athleticism there.
BASURA is pressing down on weirdos's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
BASURA is trying to control the position but weirdos postures up.
BASURA bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in weirdos's guard.
weirdos has momentary wrist control but BASURA slips an elbow through the middle.
BASURA trying to control the position from guard on top but weirdos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BASURA tries to free his leg and advance position but weirdos is retaining full guard.
BASURA trying to control the position from guard on top but weirdos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
BASURA stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. weirdos swivels though and keeps the full guard.

weirdos is looking for a triangle but BASURA pushes his legs off easily.
BASURA looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that weirdo weirdos will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

BASURA shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. BASURA showed some decent athleticism there.

weirdos looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
BASURA with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
BASURA is pressing down on weirdos's thigh, looking to free his foot. weirdos is holding on for now.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
BASURA wants to take a breather but weirdos is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
weirdos is trying to get back to full guard.
BASURA wants to lay and pray for a moment but weirdos keeps working.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
weirdos displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as BASURA throws out the jab.

weirdos fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. BASURA sprawls well initially but weirdos persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

weirdos seems to be working for a kimura but BASURA defends the submission attempt.
weirdos is thwarting BASURA's attempts to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

weirdos is looking for a kimura but BASURA is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for weirdos to get the leverage.
BASURA moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
BASURA wants to sweep but no luck.
weirdos trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
weirdos throws a big right hand that misses.
weirdos slips nicely into half guard.

weirdos is trying for a kimura here. BASURA looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! weirdos wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). weirdo weirdos!