PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirty Sanchez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Positions - Keep Happening -
vs
Sanchez

178 cm
34
178 lbs
35 - 14 - 0

183 cm
25
178 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Red Hand Clothing

Dragon
Fight Night Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening -!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dirty Sanchez!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Steve Smith and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good shot there by Sanchez.
Sanchez walks into a left hand.
Sanchez shoots in but Positions - Keep Happening - avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Sanchez swings widly with a right hand
and Positions - Keep Happening - counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sanchez's knee momentarily.
Positions - Keep Happening - shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sanchez but Sanchez pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Sanchez misses with a left hand
and Positions - Keep Happening - counters with a left and a right that stings Sanchez.
Sanchez throws a jab when Positions - Keep Happening - was well out of range.
Good shot there by Sanchez.

Positions - Keep Happening - gets a takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Positions - Keep Happening - is looking to advance position but Sanchez won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanchez avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Positions - Keep Happening -.
Sanchez is trying is best to control the position here.
Sanchez tries to get to full guard but Positions - Keep Happening - has control of the leg.
Sanchez wants to control but Positions - Keep Happening - is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Positions - Keep Happening - thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sanchez's head.
Positions - Keep Happening - trying to pass the guard but Sanchez defending well.
Sanchez tries to roll over but Positions - Keep Happening - keeps him under control.
Positions - Keep Happening - looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Sanchez on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Positions - Keep Happening - winds up and cracks Sanchez with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez wants to improve his position but Positions - Keep Happening - is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Positions - Keep Happening - is trying to control. Sanchez wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sanchez is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Positions - Keep Happening - scores with a couple of nice shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sanchez is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Positions - Keep Happening - scores with a couple of nice shots.
Sanchez tries to roll over but Positions - Keep Happening - keeps him under control.
Positions - Keep Happening - scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Positions - Keep Happening - thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Sanchez trying to hold on to Positions - Keep Happening -'s head to control him but Positions - Keep Happening - postures up.
Positions - Keep Happening - not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Positions - Keep Happening - connects with a nice short shot to Sanchez's temple.
Positions - Keep Happening - not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Positions - Keep Happening - has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez taking some punishment here, with Positions - Keep Happening - in his half guard.
Nice strikes from Positions - Keep Happening - there.
Sanchez blocking the ground and pound attempt from Positions - Keep Happening -.
Positions - Keep Happening - thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sanchez's head.
Positions - Keep Happening - thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Positions - Keep Happening - thows a huge punch but Sanchez dodges it nicely.
Positions - Keep Happening - throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Positions - Keep Happening - sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Sanchez defending well though.
Positions - Keep Happening - thows a huge punch but Sanchez dodges it nicely.
Positions - Keep Happening - missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Positions - Keep Happening - is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sanchez is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Sanchez is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sanchez avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Positions - Keep Happening -.
Positions - Keep Happening - scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Positions - Keep Happening - seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Sanchez does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Positions - Keep Happening - not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Sanchez punching from the bottom.
Positions - Keep Happening - not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Positions - Keep Happening - slips a nice elbow through Sanchez's hands, connecting with Sanchez's forehead.
Positions - Keep Happening - throwing shots but Sanchez is blocking nicely.
Positions - Keep Happening - thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sanchez's head.
Sanchez keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Sanchez swings widly with a right hand
and Positions - Keep Happening - counters with a thumping low kick.
Dirty Sanchez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sanchez displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Positions - Keep Happening -.

Positions - Keep Happening - gets a takedown into half guard.
Nice strikes from Positions - Keep Happening - there.
Positions - Keep Happening - drops an elbow to the side of Sanchez's head.
Positions - Keep Happening - thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Positions - Keep Happening - thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sanchez's head.

Sanchez has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Positions - Keep Happening - escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Positions - Keep Happening -!
Sanchez takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanchez is trying to get back to half guard.
Positions - Keep Happening - landing a few strikes.
You can see the frustration on Sanchez's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Positions - Keep Happening - is working Sanchez over with some ground and pound from side control.
Positions - Keep Happening - working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

Sanchez is rocked!
Positions - Keep Happening - in side control, throwing shots but Sanchez defends.
Sanchez tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Positions - Keep Happening - in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Positions - Keep Happening - lands a few punches from side control.
Sanchez is still in real trouble! Can Positions - Keep Happening - finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sanchez tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Positions - Keep Happening - landing a few strikes.
Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Positions - Keep Happening - lands a big elbow and you can see that really hurt Sanchez! Positions - Keep Happening - senses the opportunity and scores with more strikes - he's put Sanchez out! The ref tackles him out of the way to prevent him landing more strikes - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening -!
Uncomfortable Positions - Keep Happening - gave a mention to Valhalla Q160 Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).