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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vit Tu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes to the ring accompanied by Deathly Quiet. Tu has chosen Blanket on the ground as his entrance music. Vit Tu has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with BitchFace PoopyPants's chin.
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226 lbs
10 - 3 - 0 |
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214 lbs
20 - 11 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vit Tu!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Nard Betker and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tu throws a right and a left that both miss.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Tu moves out of range.
Tu ducks under a wild hook from PoopyPants.
A punch combination from Tu misses.
Tu moves out of range as PoopyPants strikes.
PoopyPants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tu bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps PoopyPants's head backwards.
PoopyPants looks to throw the jab but Tu is out of range.
Tu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
PoopyPants changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Tu looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Tu is looking for a sweep.
Tu manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
PoopyPants tries to stand but can't do so whilst Tu controls his leg.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
PoopyPants is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Tu defends it well.
Tu tries to get to full guard but PoopyPants has control of the leg.
PoopyPants seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Tu does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tu is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
PoopyPants is working for a kimura but Tu is defending it quite comfortably.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Tu is trying to get back to full guard.
Tu works his way to full guard. Good work.
Tu wants to sweep here but PoopyPants controlling him for the moment.
Tu manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Tu throws a hook but PoopyPants blocks it.
PoopyPants lands a nice looking body shot.
No luck with that takedown attempt from PoopyPants.
Tu takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tu fails with the takedown
and PoopyPants counters by clinching up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
Tu fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Tu tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
BitchFace PoopyPants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vit Tu.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
PoopyPants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Tu avoids it.
PoopyPants looks to throw an elbow but misses.
PoopyPants breaks from the clinch.
PoopyPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jab by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants is looking to clinch.
PoopyPants connects with a single shot there.
Nice defenses there by Tu.
PoopyPants lands a nice looking body shot.
Tu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from PoopyPants.
Nice defenses there by Tu.
PoopyPants takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tu.
PoopyPants fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tu on the side of the head.
Tu connects with a single shot there.
PoopyPants takes a swing at Tu's ribcage but misses.
Tu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as PoopyPants throws out the jab.
Tu misses with a looping left.
PoopyPants thows a body shot but no joy.
PoopyPants tries to clinch up.
PoopyPants slips a straight right by Tu.
PoopyPants connects with a crisp jab.
PoopyPants misses with a wild body shot.
Tu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
PoopyPants lands a glancing blow to the side of Tu's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tu wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
PoopyPants fails with the takedown.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants fails with a takedown attempt.
Tu slips under a jab from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a few strikes there.
A big right from PoopyPants misses.
Tu takes a jab right on the kisser.
PoopyPants shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than PoopyPants was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Tu tries to bench press PoopyPants off him but PoopyPants keeps the position.
Tu prevents PoopyPants from improving position.
Tu is looking for a sweep.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tu is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, PoopyPants asserts his dominance and retains side control.
PoopyPants wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tu keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
PoopyPants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tu circles away quickly and effectively.
Tu listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Tu throws a jab but it's blocked by PoopyPants.
Tu manages to get an easy takedown there - catching PoopyPants on his heels. He'll look to pass PoopyPants's guard now, I'm sure.
Tu wants to pass the guard but PoopyPants is keeping the position.
Tu passes into half guard.
PoopyPants is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
PoopyPants is working hard here to advance position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tu takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
PoopyPants is trying to maintain the position but Tu is very close to passing his half guard.
Tu trying to pass the guard but PoopyPants defending well.
PoopyPants is trying to maintain the position but Tu is very close to passing his half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tu passes to full mount!
PoopyPants taking shots to the head.
Tu working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Tu landing punches.
PoopyPants is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tu looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Oh PoopyPants is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tu softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and PoopyPants is out cold! Tu jumps to his feet and celebrates on the ropes with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vit Tu!
An out of breath and clearly excited Vit Tu thanked Milwaukee's Best 160 SALE $140 for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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