PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Colin Barron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barron comes to the cage accompanied by Ave Satani. On Roids comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Duke Nukem Quotes! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Barron
vs
On Roids

196 cm
29
221 lbs
16 - 7 - 1

188 cm
30
210 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ultra Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Colin Barron!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Duke On Roids!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Lou da Vinci and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Barron lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and On Roids has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from On Roids and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Barron throws a leg kick that is checked
letting On Roids counter with a right hand.
On Roids lands a jab to Barron's midsection.
The fighters circling - Barron throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
On Roids misses with a body kick.
Barron misses with a low kick.
On Roids throws a head kick but Barron moves out of range.
On Roids takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Barron throws a head kick but On Roids moves out of range.
On Roids fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Barron on the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Barron tries a low kick but On Roids avoids it.
Barron misses with a leg kick.
A head kick from On Roids lands but Barron takes it in his stride.
A head kick misses from On Roids.
Barron tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

On Roids shoots in and gets a takedown into Barron's guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
On Roids lands a couple of decent looking shots.
On Roids trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids throws an elbow that misses. Barron uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in On Roids's guard. Nice move by Barron!
Barron slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
On Roids keeping moving, preventing Barron from controlling successfully.
On Roids wants to stand and escape but Barron is having none of it.
Barron trying to control but On Roids is working from the bottom.
On Roids wants to stand but Barron is controlling the position.
Barron is looking to work some ground and pound but On Roids has wrist control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Colin Barron has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Barron is looking to clinch but On Roids is avoiding it.
Barron wants to clinch

and On Roids counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
On Roids wants to pass to mount but Barron is defending the position.
Barron moves into full guard.
Barron trying to keep a closed guard but On Roids is proving a slippery customer.
On Roids wants to control from the top but Barron keeps moving.
On Roids postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
On Roids wants to control from the top but Barron keeps moving.
Barron manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
On Roids is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
On Roids is squirming around, avoiding Barron's attempts to control the action.
Barron won't let On Roids get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
On Roids manages to regain half guard whilst avoiding the strikes.

Barron stands up out of the half guard.
On Roids digs a good hook to Barron's body.
On Roids connects with a body shot that sends Barron's belly button to the back.
Barron throws a sloppy head kick and On Roids moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids throws a sloppy head kick and Barron moves out of range easily.
On Roids scores with a hook.
A head kick from On Roids lands but Barron takes it in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
On Roids throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Barron misses with a low kick.
Barron fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
On Roids takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Barron throws a half hearted mid kick.
On Roids misses with a straight left.
Barron scores with a nice strike.
Barron takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
On Roids slips a straight right by Barron.
On Roids checks the leg kick nicely there.
Barron scores with a punch to the head.
Barron connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed On Roids momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duke On Roids dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Barron takes a swing at On Roids's ribcage but misses.

Barron gets caught flat footed, as On Roids shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
On Roids sitting in guard here, content to control.
On Roids stands up over Barron, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells On Roids's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Barron striking from the bottom here.
Barron trying to control the position.
Barron bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in On Roids's guard.
Barron won't allow On Roids to get back to his feet.
On Roids is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barron in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Barron won't allow On Roids to get back to his feet.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
On Roids throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barron wants to clinch up but On Roids keeps it at a distance.
On Roids tries a head kick but it misses.
On Roids throws a lazy head kick
and Barron counters with an inside leg kick.
On Roids works Barron's body with a nice hook.

Barron lands a big head kick that sends On Roids tumbling to the mat! Barron takes a step backwards and waves On Roids back to his feet - he wants the finish!

On Roids is rocked!

It looks like Duke On Roids has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice leg kick lands there from Barron.
On Roids is breathing heavily.
Barron throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Barron moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Barron chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Barron is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Barron connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed On Roids momentarily.
On Roids is still on wobbly legs! Can Barron finish him?
On Roids looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Barron is fending him off so far but On Roids persists. Nope, Barron circles away and we're back to standing.
Barron lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as On Roids crumples to the floor! Barron milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Colin Barron!
Our winner, Colin Barron, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.