PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pops Chubby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thomas Silver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Chubby
vs
Silver

198 cm
25
292 lbs
3 - 1 - 1

186 cm
27
247 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Pops Chubby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thomas Silver!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chubby thows a body shot but no joy.
Chubby is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Silver.
Chubby throws a looping overhand right but Silver ducks down to avoid it.
Chubby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Silver.
Silver loads up on a big right hand but Chubby slips the punch.
Silver loads up on a big right hand but Chubby slips the punch.
Silver misses with a hook.
Chubby pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Silver takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Silver throws a looping overhand right but Chubby ducks down to avoid it.
Chubby moves out of range as Silver strikes.
Silver throws a jab when Chubby was well out of range.
Chubby tests Silver's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Silver throws a poor cross that misses
and Chubby counters with a stiff right hand.
Chubby throws a right and a left that both miss.
Silver keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

It looks like Pops Chubby has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chubby misses with a straight right.
Chubby has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Silver finds it's way round the side to connect with Chubby's head.
Silver throws a series of punches but Chubby moves out of range.
Chubby bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chubby misses with a double jab.
Silver dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Silver.
Chubby on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chubby is breathing heavily.
Silver throws an overhand right that lands on Chubby's shoulder, as Chubby tries to avoid the shot.
Silver is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chubby.
Silver misses with a right hand
and Chubby counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silver misses with an uppercut. Chubby saw that one coming.
Chubby uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Silver.
Chubby ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Chubby thows a body shot but no joy.
Silver throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chubby fails to land with a series of punches.
Silver works the jab nicely.
Silver waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chubby.
Silver misses with a looping right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chubby keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Silver.
Thomas Silver seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silver looks to land a left hand but Chubby moved out of range nicely.
Silver is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Silver connects with a body shot.
Chubby moves out of range as Silver strikes.
Chubby showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Silver.
Silver misses with a straight left.
Chubby moves out of range as Silver strikes.
Silver misses with a left hand
and Chubby counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chubby moves out of range as Silver strikes.
Chubby swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Silver takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Chubby scores with a jab to the jaw.
Silver throws a hook but Chubby blocks it.
Chubby avoids a punch combination nicely.
Chubby misses with an uppercut. Silver saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Silver misses with a straight right.
Silver lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Silver throws a shot from downtown. Chubby moves away and avoids it.
Chubby could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Chubby throws a right and a left that both miss.
Chubby throws a hook to the side of Silver's head but Silver sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chubby slips under a jab.
Chubby looks to throw the jab but Silver is out of range.
Chubby lunges at Silver with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Silver's hand.
Good shot there by Silver.
Silver uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chubby.
Chubby slips under a jab from Silver.
Chubby throws a body punch but Silver moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Silver misses with the combination.
Silver connects with the punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silver throws a hook but Chubby blocks it.
Chubby looks to land a right hand but Silver moved out of range.
Chubby slips under a jab from Silver.
Chubby uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Silver.
Silver throws a looping overhand right but Chubby ducks down to avoid it.
Silver throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Silver throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Silver scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Chubby steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Silver.
Chubby looks to throw the jab but Silver is out of range.
Chubby misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chubby misses with a straight left.
Chubby blocks a jab.
Chubby uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Silver.
Silver takes a swing at Chubby's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thomas Silver dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pops Chubby's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Silver defending well as Chubby loads up on a big left hand.
Chubby takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Chubby throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Silver.
Chubby moves out of range as Silver strikes.
Chubby throws a jab when Silver was well out of range.
Silver throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chubby throws a looping overhand right but Silver ducks down to avoid it.
Silver throws a jab but it's blocked by Chubby.
Silver is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chubby.
Silver throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chubby misses with a wild combination.
Chubby rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Silver counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd cheers as Silver lands an impressive looking overhand right. Chubby doesn't seem phased though.

Pops Chubby's cut is getting worse.
Chubby throws a right hand that Silver ducks under and follows up with a left that Silver also avoids with ease.
Silver is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Chubby dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Silver tests Chubby's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Chubby misses.
Chubby moves out of range as Silver strikes.
Chubby moves out of range as Silver strikes.
Silver looks to land a right hand but Chubby moved out of range.
A swing and a miss from Chubby.
Chubby misses the shot to the body.
Chubby swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chubby throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Silver misses with a looping right.
Silver misses with an uppercut
and Chubby counters with a nice uppercut.
Chubby closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Silver lands a big right hand that sends Chubby crashing to the mat! Silver stays standing though and waves Chubby back to his feet!

Chubby is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Silver misses with a straight left.
Oh Chubby is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Silver dances in with a quick combination. Chubby is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Silver snaps Chubby's head back. Chubby stumbles backwards against the cage. Silver steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Chubby's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Chubby just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Thomas Silver!
Thomas Silver decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.