PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hatari Kisu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rulon Gardener Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kisu comes into the arena with Ona Tańczy Dla Mnie - Weekend blaring out of the sound system. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Kisu
vs
Gardener Jr

225 cm
18
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

192 cm
23
245 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Inexperienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Can Moonwalk

Dragon

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hatari Kisu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rulon Gardener Jr!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Winston Howard and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Gardener Jr looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Gardener Jr not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Gardener Jr slips a nice elbow through Kisu's hands, connecting with Kisu's forehead.
Kisu blocking the ground and pound attempt from Gardener Jr.
Gardener Jr lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Gardener Jr lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Gardener Jr winds up and cracks Kisu with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Gardener Jr there.
Kisu knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Gardener Jr on the ground.
Gardener Jr is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Gardener Jr is nestled in close to Kisu, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Gardener Jr wants to pass to mount but Kisu is defending the position.
Gardener Jr throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gardener Jr drops an elbow to the side of Kisu's head.
Gardener Jr missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gardener Jr throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Gardener Jr throwing shots but Kisu is blocking nicely.
Gardener Jr frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Gardener Jr looking to finish Kisu with some ground and pound. This is bad for Kisu!
Gardener Jr controlling from mount.
Gardener Jr landing strikes from the mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gardener Jr lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Kisu is in a horrible position here. Gardener Jr smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Gardener Jr lands a big shot there that rocks Kisu but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Gardener Jr postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Kisu badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Gardener Jr around the waist but Gardener Jr pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Gardener Jr is the winner by TKO! Gardener Jr jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rulon Gardener Jr!
Rulon Gardener Jr decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.