PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Anabol Asteroid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeggu Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asteroid's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Asteroid. Bomb has chosen Limp Bizkit - Nookie as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Anabol Asteroid has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Anabol Asteroid seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Asteroid
vs
Bomb

188 cm
34
192 lbs
38 - 16 - 3

189 cm
29
203 lbs
23 - 10 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 16 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabol Asteroid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeggu Bomb!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asteroid is looking to score with low kicks.
Bomb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Asteroid comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bomb avoids the head kick by Asteroid.
Bomb slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bomb misses with a straight right.
Bomb uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Asteroid.
Bomb throws a low kick but Asteroid avoids it.
Bomb lands a lovely overhand right.
Asteroid just misses with a punch to the body.
Bomb throws a shot from downtown. Asteroid moves away and avoids it.
Asteroid connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Asteroid scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Asteroid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bomb. That did some damage!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asteroid swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bomb.
Bomb connects with a crisp jab.
Bomb swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Asteroid.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asteroid fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bomb is out of range.
Bomb tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Asteroid misses with a body kick.
Asteroid cracks Bomb with a good jab.
Asteroid takes a swing at Bomb's ribcage but misses.
Asteroid swings for the body but Bomb moves out of range.
Bomb jabs Asteroid to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Asteroid throws a leg kick but Bomb checks it.
Bomb walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bomb throws a wild body kick that Asteroid sees coming a mile off.
Nice shot lands for Bomb.
Bomb takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Asteroid changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Asteroid throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bomb connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Asteroid's hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Asteroid connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bomb scrambles back to his feet.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asteroid, right into the meat.
Bomb takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Asteroid with a jab.
Bomb checks the leg kick.
Bomb is looking to clinch but Asteroid is avoiding it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Asteroid lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bomb has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bomb and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Asteroid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bomb scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Asteroid is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Asteroid lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Asteroid misses with a double jab
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Asteroid misses with a low kick.
Asteroid throws a right and a left that Bomb avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomb looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Asteroid fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bomb checks it well.
Asteroid missing with a left hand there. Bomb was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Asteroid misses with a looping left.
Asteroid misses with a low kick.
Asteroid throws a sloppy head kick and Bomb moves out of range easily.
Asteroid throws a jab when Bomb was well out of range.
Asteroid is looking to chop away at Bomb's legs.
Bomb loads up on a big right hand but Asteroid slips the punch.
Asteroid swings for the body but Bomb moves out of range.
Asteroid lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Asteroid.
Asteroid throws a jab when Bomb was well out of range.
Asteroid walks into a stiff left hand from Bomb.
Asteroid misses with a wild body shot.
Bomb avoids the head kick by Asteroid.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bomb punishes Asteroid's body with a nice straight punch.
Asteroid tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Asteroid throws a leg kick

and Bomb counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bomb.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bomb tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bomb throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bomb lands a nice knee to the body.
Asteroid is breathing heavily.
Knees to the body from Bomb.
Bomb tries to land knees in the clinch but Asteroid avoids the damage to the body.
Bomb tries to throw a body punch but Asteroid avoids it by throwing Bomb back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Bomb.
Asteroid blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Asteroid takes a shot to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Asteroid is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Bomb to keep the fight standing.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A short right from Bomb on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Anabol Asteroid will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Asteroid lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Asteroid misses with an uppercut
and Bomb counters with a stiff right hand.
Asteroid misses with a low kick as Bomb jumps back.
Anabol Asteroid is winning the standup battle so far.
Asteroid looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Asteroid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bomb lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Asteroid circles away quickly and effectively.
Asteroid throws a head kick that misses

and Bomb counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bomb.
Bomb unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Asteroid wants to break the clinch but can't.
Asteroid tries to throw a body punch but Bomb avoids it by throwing Asteroid back against the cage.
Bomb tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Asteroid avoids it.

Asteroid breaks from the clinch.
Bomb tries to close the distance and clinch up but Asteroid swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bomb.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bomb takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bomb shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Asteroid eats them both and turns towards Bomb to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Asteroid misses.
Asteroid scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Asteroid turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

Bomb closes the distance and clinches.
Asteroid is trying to break the clinch but Bomb is controlling him.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Asteroid has had enough of the clinch but Bomb keeps him there for the moment.

Asteroid breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Asteroid moves out of range of the body kick from Bomb.
Asteroid misses with a hook. Bomb ducked under it nicely.
Asteroid throws the left hand but Bomb avoids the punch easily.
Bomb lands a slapping body shot.
Anabol Asteroid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Asteroid takes one to the chin there.
Asteroid misses with a low kick as Bomb jumps back.
Bomb jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomb misses with a series of wild punches.
Bomb takes a shot to the body in his stride.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asteroid throws a leg kick but Bomb sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bomb throws a half hearted mid kick.
Asteroid lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Asteroid throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bomb sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bomb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Asteroid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Asteroid avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Asteroid misses with a combination
and Bomb counters with a low kick, right behind Asteroid 's knee.
Bomb fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Asteroid is out of range.
Bomb tries to clinch up
and Asteroid counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Asteroid, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bomb on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bomb lands a nice leg kick that just misses Asteroid's sensitive parts.
Bomb works Asteroid's body with a nice hook.
Bomb doesn't manage to clinch there - Asteroid circles away.
Bomb wants to clinch.
Bomb is looking to clinch but Asteroid is avoiding it.
Asteroid lands a nice looking body kick.
Bomb doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Asteroid takes a swing at Bomb's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid connects with a body shot that sends Bomb's belly button to the back.
Asteroid misses with a hook. Bomb ducked under it nicely.
Asteroid waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bomb.
Asteroid has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bomb.
Bomb looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Asteroid punishes Bomb's body with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bomb thows a body shot but no joy.
Bomb tries to clinch up.
Asteroid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bomb's calf.
Asteroid blocks a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Asteroid misses with a body shot.
Asteroid throws a hook but Bomb blocks it.
Bomb misses with a few strikes there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jeggu Bomb will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Asteroid moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Asteroid misses with a kick to the body.
Bomb throws a leg kick but Asteroid checks it.
Bomb lands the left hand.
Bomb pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Asteroid takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bomb fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bomb takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd cheers as Bomb lands an impressive looking overhand right. Asteroid doesn't seem phased though.
Bomb will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bomb lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bomb moves out of range as Asteroid strikes.
Bomb tries to land a front kick but Asteroid steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bomb takes a swing at Asteroid's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomb defending well as Asteroid loads up on a big left hand.
Asteroid blocks a leg kick.
Asteroid connects with a looping right hand.
Asteroid ducks under a wild hook from Bomb.
Bomb looks to land a body kick but Asteroid moved away.
Bomb misses with the combination.
Bomb takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Asteroid throws a shot from downtown. Bomb moves away and avoids it.
Asteroid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bomb.
Bomb on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Asteroid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bomb. That did some damage!
Asteroid misses with an uppercut. Bomb saw that one coming.
A jab from Asteroid misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid looks to throw a body kick

and Bomb counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bomb.
Bomb takes a shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bomb swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A body shot lands from Asteroid.
Asteroid wants to get back to striking at distance but Bomb won't allow it.
Bomb lands a knee to the body.

Asteroid breaks the clinch.
Asteroid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bomb moves out of range of the strikes.
Asteroid keeps the fight on the outside.
Asteroid throws a head kick but Bomb moves out of range.
Bomb tries to clinch but Asteroid moves out of range.
Asteroid tries to score with a low kick but Bomb moves his leg out of the way.
Decent striking displayed by Asteroid there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Asteroid throws a jab but it's blocked by Bomb.
Asteroid looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Bomb moves into range and clinches up with Asteroid.
Bomb keeps control of Asteroid as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bomb holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Asteroid fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Bomb is working Asteroid over against the cage.
Bomb lands a knee to the body.
Bomb's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Asteroid is trying to break the clinch but Bomb is controlling him.
Asteroid on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bomb utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bomb lands a nice shot to the body.
Bomb scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asteroid blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bomb lands a nice uppercut.
Bomb lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bomb landing knees to the body.
Bomb working Asteroid over with knees to the body.
Bomb keeps control of Asteroid as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bomb crunches a lovely knee into Asteroid's ribcage.
Bomb with a knee to the head.
Bomb scores with a knee to the head.
Bomb unloads a knee to the mid-section. Asteroid lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bomb stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Bomb landing knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bomb lands an elbow just above Asteroid 's eye.
The referee calls for Bomb to work.
Asteroid can't break the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeggu Bomb comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bomb has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a draw!