PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robin Padilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Deine Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Padilla comes to the cage accompanied by boom!!!. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Padilla
vs
Mom

188 cm
33
215 lbs
18 - 12 - 1

191 cm
29
224 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Robin Padilla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Deine Mom!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Steve Erwin and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mom throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Padilla sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mom lands a jab to Padilla's midsection.
A telegraphed right hand from Mom misses the target.
Padilla bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Padilla defending well as Mom loads up on a big left hand.

Padilla tries to sprawl but Mom drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Padilla is trying to maintain the position but Mom is very close to passing his half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom is looking to take a break and control but Padilla is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

We're going to have a standup here because Robin Padilla wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Mom with a hook.
A big left from Mom misses.
Mom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mom lands a two punch combo.
Deine Mom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mom shoots in for a takedown but Padilla shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Robin Padilla is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mom throws a jab but it's blocked by Padilla.
Nice uppercut there from Mom.
Mom misses with a hook. Padilla ducked under it nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mom throws an off balance right hand
and Padilla counters with a body kick.
Mom looks to throw the jab but Padilla is out of range.
Mom might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Padilla uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mom throws a right hand that misses
and Padilla counters with a body kick that stops Mom in his tracks momentarily.
Padilla on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Mom missing with a left hand there. Padilla was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Padilla takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mom just misses with a punch to the body.
Mom throws a poor cross that misses
and Padilla counters with a nice kick to the body.
Padilla uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom throws a big shot that misses.
Padilla slips under a jab.
Mom swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mom with a poor takedown
and Padilla finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Mom misses with a hook
and Padilla counters with a nice kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mom misses with a body shot
and Padilla counters with a body kick that stops Mom in his tracks momentarily.
Mom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Padilla.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Deine Mom dominated that round.
That's time! Padilla's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Mom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Padilla.
Mom pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mom is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Padilla.
Padilla uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mom.
Mom throws a right hand that Padilla ducks under and follows up with a left that Padilla also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big left from Mom misses.
Mom throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mom throws a looping overhand right but Padilla ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mom. Padilla does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mom works the jab nicely.
Mom thows a body shot but no joy.
Mom has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Padilla.
Mom throws an off balance right hand
and Padilla counters with a nice kick to the body.
Padilla keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mom.
Mom throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Padilla takes one on the button.
Mom misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Padilla finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Mom throws a body punch but Padilla moves out of range.
Mom lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Padilla backs up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mom throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Padilla.
Mom throws a hook but Padilla avoids it easily.
Mom throws a right hand that Padilla ducks under and follows up with a left that Padilla also avoids with ease.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mom scores with a sloppy right hand. Padilla should have avoided that one.
Mom misses with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Padilla.

Mom bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Padilla pushes Mom away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Mom gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Padilla is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mom grinds an elbow into Padilla's temple.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Padilla manages to get back to half guard.
Padilla is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Mom jumps into side control!
Padilla tries to improve position but can't.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Padilla is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Mom asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Padilla tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Padilla is trying to control Mom's posture but Mom avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Padilla managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Mom.
Padilla can't do much from the bottom here.
Padilla is looking for a sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Deine Mom showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Mom throws a hook to the side of Padilla's head but Padilla sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mom misses with a takedown
and Padilla finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Mom shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Padilla sprawls well. Padilla wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Mom gets slowly back to his feet.
Mom misses with a shot to the body
and Padilla makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Mom really felt that one!
Mom throws a body punch but Padilla moves out of range.
Padilla uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mom scores with a crisp jab that stopped Padilla in his tracks.
Padilla moves out of range as Mom strikes.
Mom throws an off balance right hand
and Padilla counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Padilla doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mom throws a big shot that misses.
Mom just misses with a punch to the body.
Robin Padilla has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Padilla takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Mom swings for the body but Padilla moves out of range.
Mom misses with a hook
and Padilla counters with a stiff right hand.
Mom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mom. Padilla does a little dance to reset his feet.

Mom shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Padilla manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Padilla looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Padilla controlling Mom's posture.
Padilla controls Mom momentarily but Mom frees himself.
Mom stopping the sweep attempt from Padilla.
Mom is fighting to break Padilla's control of his arms but Padilla is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

We're going to have a standup here because Robin Padilla wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Mom loads up on a big right hand but Padilla slips the punch.
Deine Mom is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mom ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mom connects with a right hand. Padilla shakes it off.
A telegraphed right hand from Mom misses the target.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Padilla blocks a jab.
Deine Mom seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mom misses with a looping left.

And that's the end of the fight!
Deine Mom comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mom has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Deine Mom!
An out of breath Deine Mom thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.