PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between King Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pappy Roofie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jobber
vs
Roofie

171 cm
23
162 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

177 cm
24
168 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Brute
DJs Locker

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, King Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pappy Roofie!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jobber misses with a wild body shot.
Jobber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jobber ducks under a wild hook from Roofie.
Jobber ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Roofie is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Roofie dives in and scores a takedown into Jobber's guard.
Roofie scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Roofie with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

Jobber pushes a forearm under Roofie's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Roofie is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). King Jobber!
King Jobber decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.