PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kirk Lazarus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christine Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Lazarus
vs
Burns

200 cm
21
280 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

187 cm
24
245 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kirk Lazarus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Christine Burns!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lazarus works Burns's body with a nice hook.
Lazarus jabs Burns to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Burns tries a head kick but it misses.
Burns misses with a kick to the body
and Lazarus counters with a thumping low kick.
Burns throws a sloppy head kick
letting Lazarus counter with a right hand.

It looks like Christine Burns has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burns tries to land a body kick
and Lazarus counters with a right hand to the body.
Burns looks winded!
Lazarus tries to clinch there but Burns circles away.
Burns is looking to land body kicks.
Burns uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lazarus.
Lazarus throws a sloppy head kick and Burns moves out of range easily.
Lazarus takes a swing at Burns's ribcage but misses.
Burns throws a leg kick but Lazarus sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lazarus blocks a head kick by Burns.
Burns circles away from the clinch attempt.
Burns misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Burns keeps Lazarus at a distance using the push kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns throws a body kick that misses
and Lazarus counters with a nice body shot.
Burns throws a head kick but Lazarus moves out of range.
Lazarus moves out of range of the body kick.
Lazarus punishes Burns's body with a nice straight punch.
Burns misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Burns misses with a combination
and Lazarus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Burns lands a head kick!
Burns throws a front kick aimed at Lazarus's knee but Lazarus avoids it well.

Lazarus sends Burns crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Lazarus is motioning to the referee to let Burns up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Burns is rocked!
Lazarus cracks a nice hook into Burns's ribs.
Burns is still on wobbly legs! Can Lazarus finish him?
Burns takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Burns takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lazarus.
Burns gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kirk Lazarus!
A very excited looking Kirk Lazarus made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.