PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Michael Carter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chester Molester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Carter
vs
Molester

162 cm
25
135 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

185 cm
25
135 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Big heart

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Michael Carter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chester Molester!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Columbo Gatti and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Carter is defended easily by Molester.
Carter takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Molester scores with a head kick. Carter tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Carter fails with a takedown attempt.
Molester lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Molester lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Carter throws a sloppy body shot
and Molester connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A head kick by Carter misses
and Molester counters with an inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Carter has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Carter misses with the body kick
enabling Molester to counter with a crisp jab.
Carter tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Molester manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Carter wants to clinch.
Carter shoots for a takedown but Molester saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Carter. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Molester as he connects with a hook.
Molester keeps the fight on the outside.
Molester throws a head kick that Carter semi-blocks.
Molester lands a high kick!
Molester leaves Carter with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Carter tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Carter takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Molester lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Carter misses with a combination
and Molester cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Molester lands with a kick to the temple. Carter shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Molester throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Carter's head.
Molester stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Molester wants it to stay on the feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Molester avoids the head kick by Carter.
Molester with a nice cross.
Molester lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Molester is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jab from Molester.
Molester scores with a one two! Carter had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Carter is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Molester.
Molester is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Molester is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Nice takedown defense from Molester. No joy for Carter on that attempt.
Molester lands the left hand.
Molester throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

Carter is rocked!
Molester throws a head kick that half lands.
Oh Carter is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Molester has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Molester stuffs the takedown.
Some wild striking there from Carter.
Carter seems to have got his legs back now.
Carter is breathing heavily.
Molester lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Molester plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Molester tests Carter's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Molester plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Carter thows a leg kick but Molester checks it
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Molester swats away the attempt to clinch by Carter.
Chester Molester is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Carter takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Molester catches Carter with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Carter shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Molester but Molester pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Molester, as that shot connected.
Molester goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Molester goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Carter misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Molester throws a head kick that half lands.
Molester cracks Carter with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Chester Molester seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
That kick from Molester tenderised Carter's leg. Carter is trying to keep his angry face on.
Horrible takedown by Carter or perhaps it was just good defense by Molester which made him look bad.
Carter looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chester Molester dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Molester throws a one two combo.
Molester getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Carter is looking to clinch but Molester is avoiding it.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Carter is defended easily by Molester.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Carter.
Carter missing with a left hand there. Molester was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Molester lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Molester lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Molester leaves Carter with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Carter. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Molester turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Molester throws a head kick that Carter semi-blocks.
Molester lands with a slapping head kick.
Carter is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Molester.
Molester connects with a solid leg kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Carter might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Molester throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Carter's head.
Carter takes a kick to the side of the head.
Molester plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Molester scores with a jab.
Molester has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Molester lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Molester circles away from the clinch attempt.
Carter shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Molester pinned against the cage. Molester gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Michael Carter is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Molester scores with a shot to the body.
Carter looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Molester displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Carter.
Carter is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Carter is defended easily by Molester.
Chester Molester seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Molester plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Molester scores with a crisp jab that stopped Carter in his tracks.
Molester feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Carters jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Carter takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Carter misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Carter. That's going to slow Molester down.
Molester scores with a head kick.
Carter tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Molester was well out of range. Poor timing from Carter.
Molester leaves Carter with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Molester moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Horrible takedown by Carter or perhaps it was just good defense by Molester which made him look bad.
Molester lands a jab-cross combination.
That kick from Molester tenderised Carter's leg. Carter is trying to keep his angry face on.
Carter shoots for a double leg takedown but Molester sprawls well. He's pushed Carter's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carter takes one to the side of the head.
Molester lands with a kick to the temple. Carter shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Carter. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.

Carter shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Carter was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Molester struggling a bit here.
Molester is looking for a sweep.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Carter decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Molester lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chester Molester showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Carter has a takedown stuffed.
Molester throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Molester plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A head kick misses from Carter.
Molester scores with a head kick.
Carter throws a head kick but Molester moves out of range.
Molester throws a head kick that half lands.
Molester scores with a head kick.
Molester throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Carter's head.
Molester fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Carter on the side of the head.
Molester tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carter stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Molester.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carter wants to clinch up but Molester keeps it at a distance.
Molester fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Carter on the side of the head.
Molester takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Molester lands a head kick. Carter smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Molester stuffs the takedown attempt from Carter. Carter gets slowly back to his feet.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Carter is defended easily by Molester.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Carter. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Molester lands an overhand right.
Carter tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Molester cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Molester throws a nice head kick!
An inside leg kick lands from Molester.
Carter swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Molester counters with a good low kick that Carter was not able to check.
Carter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carter takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Molester lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Carter looks for a takedown but Molester sprawls well.
Molester throws a head kick that half lands.
Carter takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Molester lands a high kick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carter looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Carter shoots in for a takedown but Molester shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Molester throws a nice head kick!
Carter takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Molester lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Molester lands with a kick to the temple. Carter shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Carter misses with a takedown attempt - Molester sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Carter takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Molester throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carter is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Molester moves out of range as Carter throws a body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Molester lands a head kick. Carter smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carter looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Some bone on bone action there as Molester checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Carter takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Molester pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Molester stuffs the takedown.
Carter fails to land the takedown.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Molester throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Michael Carter has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Molester throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Carter.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chester Molester comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Molester winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 27:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chester Molester!
Chester Molester bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.