PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Gold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crazy Legs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gold comes to the ring accompanied by Gasn Nigun. Al Gold could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Crazy Legs's chin.

Gold
vs
Legs

199 cm
20
267 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Can Moonwalk

Fishy Fighting

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Al Gold!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Crazy Legs!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Jeff Smith and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Legs keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gold.
Gold scores with a hook.

It looks like Crazy Legs has been cut.
Gold throws a body punch but Legs moves out of range.
Gold misses with a double jab.
Gold throws a shot from downtown. Legs moves away and avoids it.
Gold rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Legs counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A telegraphed right hand from Gold misses the target.
Gold misses with a right hand

and Legs counters by clinching up.
Legs can't get the takedown.
Legs tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Legs drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Gold gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Al Gold has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Crazy Legs.
Legs is trying to pull guard but Gold has him pressed against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Gold manages to break the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Legs.
Gold throws an off balance right hand
and Legs cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gold throws a right hand that misses
and Legs counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Legs defending well as Gold loads up on a big left hand.
Gold swings for the body but Legs moves out of range.
Gold fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Gold throws a hook to the side of Legs's head but Legs sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Al Gold is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Gold fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Legs looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gold misses with a few strikes there.
Gold cracks Legs with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Legs walks into a left hand.
Legs looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gold misses with an uppercut. Legs saw that one coming.
Legs uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Gold.
Gold cracks Legs with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the ropes! Legs falls to his knees and Gold doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Al Gold!
A relieved looking Al Gold thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.