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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mac Hansen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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163 lbs
21 - 18 - 0 |
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162 lbs
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Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 17 - 1, fighting out of New York, Mac Hansen!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Lou da Vinci and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd thows a body kick. Hansen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Turd takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Turd shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Turd takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hansen shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hansen is one step ahead there.
Turd seems keen to control Hansen's posture.
Hansen connects with a couple of short punches.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hansen trying to control the position from guard on top but Turd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Hansen defends it easily.
Turd is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Hansen trying to control but Turd is working from the bottom.
Hansen wants to pass the guard but Turd is keeping the position.
Turd being controlled here, momentarily.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Mac Hansen hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Turd tries to bum rush Hansen with a series of wild strikes but Hansen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hansen lunges at Turd with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Turd's hand.
Turd has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hansen.
Turd misses the shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Turd.
Hansen checks the leg kick nicely there.
One Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hansen misses with a wild combination.
Hansen ducks under a wild hook from Turd.
Turd shoots for a takedown but Hansen saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Turd looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd working Hansen over with strikes.
Hansen avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
Turd thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Turd is working for a kimura but Hansen is defending it quite comfortably.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hansen defending well though.
Turd is trying to control. Hansen wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Hansen tries to roll over but Turd keeps him under control.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Turd thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Turd is thwarting Hansen's attempts to control the position.
Turd throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd thows a huge punch but Hansen dodges it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Mac Hansen will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Turd thows a left - swing and a miss!
No joy there for Turd, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Turd cracks a nice hook into Hansen's ribs.
Hansen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Turd lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hansen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hansen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Turd misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hansen delivers a nice body kick.
Turd shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hansen but Hansen pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Hansen throws a head kick but Turd moves out of range.
Hansen jabs at Turd's body.
Hansen punishes Turd's body with a nice straight punch.
Turd takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Hansen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hansen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Turd misses with a takedown attempt - Hansen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for One Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hansen.
Turd shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Hansen is trying to defend but Turd finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hansen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hansen is holding on to half guard well.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hansen wants to get back to full guard.
Hansen blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd.
Turd sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hansen defending well though.
Turd wants to free his trapped foot but Hansen is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Turd keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Hansen is pressing down on Turd's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Hansen avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd landing with the ground and pound.
Hansen wants to get back to his feet but Turd is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Turd wants to pass the guard but Hansen is keeping the position.
Turd lands a couple of digs.
Hansen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
Turd has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hansen keeping moving, preventing Turd from controlling successfully.
Turd throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Turd loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hansen is looking to stand up but Turd isn't so interested in that idea.
Turd wants to control from the top but Hansen keeps moving.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Mac Hansen will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Hansen lands a right hook to the body.
Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
Hansen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hansen shoots in looking for a takedown but Turd manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Hansen's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Hansen tries to sprawl but Turd drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Turd is working for an americana but Hansen has been sneaky and has managed to get back to half guard, whilst Turd was thinking about the submission.
Turd throwing strikes from guard but Hansen blocks nicely.
Turd postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Turd throws an elbow that misses. Hansen uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Turd's guard. Nice move by Hansen!
Hansen in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Turd working a defensive guard here.
Hansen must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Hansen postures up and lands a big shot to Turd's brow.
Hansen trying to control but Turd is working from the bottom.
Hansen is working Turd over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hansen is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Turd has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hansen can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Hansen trying to control but Turd is working from the bottom.
Turd wants to sweep here but Hansen controlling him for the moment.
Hansen slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd tries to buck Hansen off but Hansen is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd manages to work his way to half guard, despite Hansen's best efforts.
Hansen lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Hansen seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Turd does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
One Turd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Turd moves into full guard.
Hansen wants to control from the top but Turd keeps moving.
Hansen postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hansen scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hansen looking to pass the guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hansen controlling from the top position.
Turd keeping moving, preventing Hansen from controlling successfully.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Turd working for a triangle but Hansen defends it easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mac Hansen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Hansen winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 28:30
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 27:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mac Hansen!
A very excited looking Mac Hansen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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