PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Son Of A Beotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un comes to the cage accompanied by DPRKorean National Anthem. Son Of A Beotch is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Jong Un
vs
Of A Beotch

178 cm
25
211 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

185 cm
22
210 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Jong Un!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Son Of A Beotch!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Paul Aken and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jong Un manages to get an easy takedown there - catching A Beotch on his heels. He'll look to pass A Beotch's guard now, I'm sure.
Jong Un wants to control from the top but A Beotch keeps moving.

A Beotch working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Jong Un doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Jong Un manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
A Beotch wants to hit a switch here but Jong Un passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for A Beotch there!
A Beotch tries to hold on but Jong Un postures up.
Jong Un is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. A Beotch can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
A Beotch is trying desperately to improve position.
A Beotch wants to hold on but Jong Un pushes him away.

Jong Un is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. A Beotch can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jong Un controlling from the full mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A Beotch wants to hold on but Jong Un pushes him away.
A Beotch is wriggling around trying to escape.
Jong Un is in the full mount, landing strikes.
A Beotch sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Jong Un wants to control but A Beotch is keeping him busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

A Beotch looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Jong Un controlling the action here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jong Un lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Jong Un slips a nice elbow through A Beotch's hands, connecting with A Beotch's forehead.
A Beotch wants to control but Jong Un is keeping busy.

A Beotch looking for submissions off his back.
Jong Un not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

A Beotch is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Jong Un pulls his head out easily.
Jong Un has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
A Beotch is refusing to be controlled, as Jong Un sits in half guard.
A Beotch keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
A Beotch keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

Jong Un is sneakily working for an arm triangle but A Beotch sees it coming and defends easily.

A Beotch looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Jong Un seems to be trying to get a kimura but instead A Beotch has recovered full guard.
Jong Un postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jong Un accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jong Un with a flurry of punches that miss.

Jong Un is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

A Beotch looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

A Beotch is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jong Un defends well.
A Beotch looks winded!
A Beotch throwing short punches from the bottom.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jong Un looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

A Beotch looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
A Beotch keeping moving, preventing Jong Un from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kim Jong Un dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A Beotch shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Jong Un's guard.
A Beotch working some strikes from top position.

A Beotch drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and A Beotch jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Jong Un trying to control the position here.

Jong Un looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Jong Un is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and A Beotch defends well.
Jong Un trying to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un trying to strike off his back.

Jong Un working for a triangle but A Beotch defends it easily.

A Beotch drops back looking for a leg! Jong Un is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Jong Un manages to kick A Beotch off! A Beotch jumps back into Jong Un's guard.

A Beotch thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Jong Un had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. A Beotch defends it easily.
A Beotch's corner is telling him to maintain position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Beotch wants to control from the top but Jong Un keeps moving.
Jong Un not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Jong Un is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Kim Jong Un overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
A Beotch is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Jong Un keeping moving, preventing A Beotch from controlling successfully.
A Beotch postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Jong Un keeping moving, preventing A Beotch from controlling successfully.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Son Of A Beotch wasn't active enough on the ground.
Jong Un shoots in looking for a takedown. A Beotch tries to sprawl out of it but Jong Un keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. A Beotch manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A Beotch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jong Un.

Jong Un drives through and clinches with A Beotch against the cage.

A Beotch lands a takedown into guard.

Jong Un looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
A Beotch trying to control the position from guard on top but Jong Un is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

A Beotch is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Jong Un working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. A Beotch doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. A Beotch manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

A Beotch drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and A Beotch jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Jong Un is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Jong Un is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A Beotch wants to control from the top but Jong Un keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Son Of A Beotch showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Jong Un fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging A Beotch to the ground. Jong Un is now in A Beotch's guard.

Jong Un got a little sloppy there for a moment and A Beotch has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Jong Un has managed to get both his arms back between A Beotch's legs - danger averted.
Jong Un trying to control but A Beotch is working from the bottom.
Jong Un would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Jong Un is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Jong Un won't allow A Beotch to sweep him here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

A Beotch has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jong Un can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
A Beotch takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jong Un throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jong Un stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. A Beotch swivels though and keeps the full guard.

A Beotch looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
A Beotch utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
A Beotch looking to control.

A Beotch working for a triangle but Jong Un defends it easily.
Jong Un is working A Beotch over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

A Beotch isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Jong Un stacks A Beotch on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Jong Un!

Jong Un tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Jong Un has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Jong Un wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by A Beotch, who protects the arm well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jong Un working the ground and pound from side control.
A Beotch tries to buck Jong Un off but Jong Un is having none of it.
A Beotch regains half guard, as Jong Un was trying to land strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

A Beotch looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Jong Un is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for A Beotch!
Jong Un avoids the attempt from A Beotch to control.
A Beotch working to try and regain half guard.
A Beotch is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Jong Un landing shots from mount.
Jong Un tries to control but A Beotch wriggling away.
Jong Un working the ground and pound effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un with good strikes from the mount here!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A Beotch really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
BOOM! Jong Un connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Jong Un lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
A Beotch in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Jong Un landing strikes, looking to finish!

A Beotch is rocked!

Jong Un looking to secure an arm triangle but A Beotch defends it well.
A Beotch is still in real trouble! Can Jong Un finish him?
A Beotch takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Jong Un's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kim Jong Un!
During a confident post fight interview, Kim Jong Un thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.