PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Joe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sheldon Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe comes into the arena with Big fat blaring out of the sound system. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Joe
vs
Cooper

225 cm
22
300 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

190 cm
23
270 lbs
4 - 16 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Joe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sheldon Cooper!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Joe gets caught napping as Cooper dives in and scores a takedown. Joe manages to retain guard.
Joe is trying to keep Cooper in close.

Joe is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Cooper is aware though and is defending well.
Joe is breathing heavily.

Joe working for a triangle but Cooper defends it easily.
Joe will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Cooper works over Joe with some ground and pound from guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cooper lands a couple of digs.
Cooper lands a couple of elbows.
Cooper is working Joe over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Cooper keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Joe's head.
Cooper wants to control from the top but Joe keeps moving.
Cooper landing with the ground and pound.
Cooper postures up and lands a big shot to Joe's brow.
Cooper looking to sit in guard and control but Joe gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Cooper tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joe throws a big right hand that misses.
Cooper preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Cooper has control of Joe's left arm, preventing Joe from doing any damage.
Joe in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Joe has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Joe accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Joe missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Joe in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Joe stopping the sweep attempt from Cooper.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooper utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Cooper has his hands on Joe's head, controlling the position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cooper can do anything to dispel that myth.

Joe drops back looking for a leg! Cooper is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Cooper manages to kick Joe off! Joe jumps back into Cooper's guard.
Joe throwing strikes but missing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joe is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Joe trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Cooper pulls Joe in close to his closed guard and prevents Joe from doing any damage or advancing position.
Joe throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cooper throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Joe throwing strikes from guard but Cooper blocks nicely.
Cooper trying to keep a closed guard but Joe is proving a slippery customer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joe in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Joe is looking to work some ground and pound but Cooper has wrist control.
Joe cracks Cooper with a solid left hand.
Joe postures up.
Joe throwing strikes but missing.
Joe throwing strikes but missing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Joe is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cooper preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Sheldon Cooper will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Cooper shoots in and gets a takedown into Joe's guard.
Cooper with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Cooper postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

Joe is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Cooper rolls with it to try and escape but Joe cranks on the arm and Cooper is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Fat Joe!
Fat Joe made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'You are my dinner.'.