PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DJ Axel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Axel has chosen Android Porn as his entrance music. DJ Axel is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Burgundy
vs
Axel

189 cm
19
205 lbs
0 - 7 - 0

187 cm
20
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Tab Out Clothes

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Burgundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, DJ Axel!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Daniel Bishop and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burgundy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Axel manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Burgundy on his heels. He'll look to pass Burgundy's guard now, I'm sure.
Axel postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Axel advances to half guard.
Axel stops Burgundy from getting back to his feet.
Burgundy is breathing heavily.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Axel lands a nice short elbow.
Axel takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Axel's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Axel missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Axel performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

OK we're going to have a standup here. DJ Axel hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Burgundy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Axel takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Burgundy throws a leg kick but Axel sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Axel with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Burgundy to score with a decent uppercut.
Axel pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Axel scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Axel is trying to work for a kimura but Burgundy is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Axel seems to be looking for submissions.
Axel throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Axel is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Axel with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Axel is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Burgundy keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Axel has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Burgundy defend it? Axel steps over the head and cranks it - Burgundy is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Axel!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). DJ Axel!
After winning the bout, DJ Axel thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.