PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bob Tassles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eliseo Seterra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Seterra has chosen My TIme Is Now as his entrance music. Eliseo Seterra is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Tassles
vs
Seterra

179 cm
18
149 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
21
155 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bob Tassles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eliseo Seterra!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Jorge Garcia and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seterra connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Tassles tries to clinch
and Seterra counters with a straight right hand.
Seterra misses with a double jab.
Seterra stuffs the takedown.
Seterra swings for the body but Tassles moves out of range.
Tassles shoots in for a takedown but Seterra shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Horrible takedown by Tassles or perhaps it was just good defense by Seterra which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bob Tassles. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Tassles fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Seterra to the ground. Tassles is now in Seterra's guard.
Tassles trying to control the position from guard on top but Seterra is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Seterra is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Tassles is controlling him.
Tassles throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Seterra works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tassles wants to control from the top but Seterra keeps moving.
Seterra really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Tassles. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Bob Tassles has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Seterra misses with a two punch combination.
Tassles tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Seterra counters with a stiff right hand.
Seterra will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tassles fails with a takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tassles tries for a takedown but Seterra sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Tassles moves to clinch but Seterra breaks away

and Seterra counters by clinching up.
Seterra tries to circle away but Tassles has him pinned against the cage.
Seterra looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Seterra pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tassles tries to clinch but Seterra is having none of it.
Tassles throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tassles bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Seterra's head.
Tassles closes this distance looking for a takedown but Seterra circles away.
Seterra misses the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seterra leaves Tassles with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Tassles fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Seterra throws a right and a left that Tassles avoids nicely.
Tassles fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tassles wants to clinch
and Seterra counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tassles tries a head kick but it misses.
Eliseo Seterra is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Seterra lands a jab to Tassles's midsection.
Tassles keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Seterra throws a right and a left that Tassles avoids nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seterra throws a right and a left that both miss.
Seterra throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tassles connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Seterra lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tassles circles away quickly and effectively.
Seterra paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Seterra throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tassles.
Tassles shoots in but Seterra avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Seterra with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tassles walks into a jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tassles moves to clinch but Seterra breaks away
and Seterra counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Seterra misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eliseo Seterra dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

The fight stays on the outside here - Tassles looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bob Tassles is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Seterra connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Tassles! He's out on his feet! Seterra rushes in and drops Tassles with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Eliseo Seterra!
As Eliseo Seterra got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Wazzup New York?!!!! I'm a new kid here. Thank you for the welcome. Feed me more! Thank you guys!'.