PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boo Tiny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Kappa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiny kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Filth Pig. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tiny
vs
Kappa

199 cm
28
283 lbs
15 - 7 - 1

208 cm
31
285 lbs
15 - 10 - 2

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Untouchable Fight Nutrition
Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

Tab Out Clothes
Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Boo Tiny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 2, fighting out of London, David Kappa!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Aafke Stam and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tiny has taken the fight to the clinch.
Tiny misses with an elbow over the top.

Kappa breaks from the clinch.
Tiny throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kappa counters with a big head kick but Tiny shrugs it off.

Kappa looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Tiny!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tiny is trying to escape the position but Kappa is controlling the position.
Tiny is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Tiny is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Tiny prevents Kappa from moving into mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kappa takes a little break here. Tiny wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Kappa scores with punches from side control.
Tiny is trying to escape the position but Kappa is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kappa advances to full mount.
Tiny is looking to get to half guard.
Kappa controlling from mount.
Tiny wants to control but Kappa is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tiny is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Kappa controlling the pace for now.
Tiny is in all sorts of trouble here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Kappa controlling the pace for now.
Kappa avoids the attempt from Tiny to control.
Kappa content just to control the position here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Kappa dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Tiny showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kappa.
Tiny closes the distance looking to clinch

and Kappa counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Tiny's guard now.
Kappa sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Tiny wants to stand and escape but Kappa is having none of it.
Kappa seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

David Kappa has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.

Kappa takes the fight into the clinch.

Kappa jumps into guard, dragging Tiny to the mat.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Tiny looking to pass the guard.
Tiny trying to control but Kappa is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kappa is pulling down on Tiny's head. It's preventing any offense from Tiny, at least for the moment.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Boo Tiny.
Tiny tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kappa paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tiny wants to land a leg kick but Kappa is out of range.
Kappa looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice straight punches there by Kappa. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kappa.

It looks like Boo Tiny has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tiny tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Kappa counters with a crisp right hand that drops Tiny! Kappa lets Tiny back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Tiny is rocked!

Tiny instigates a clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Kappa as Tiny tries to tie him up.

Kappa breaks the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kappa throws a nice outside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Tiny tries to clinch up.
A shot to the liver by Kappa. Beautiful body shot.
Boo Tiny is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kappa looks for a takedown but Tiny sprawls well.

Kappa drops Tiny with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Tiny looks back up at him and smiles so Kappa waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Oh Tiny is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tiny doesn't manage to clinch there - Kappa circles away.
Tiny seems to have got his legs back now.
Boo Tiny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kappa misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tiny moves to clinch but Kappa breaks away
and Kappa counters with a leg kick.
Tiny gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Kappa gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Kappa!
As David Kappa got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Who's next motherfucker!? Give me that Title Shot. That Belt belongs to The Green Beast! Nobody stopping me. '.