PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richtor Schkayle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cole Jamison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schkayle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fast Lane. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Schkayle
vs
Jamison

209 cm
31
280 lbs
31 - 15 - 1

195 cm
28
280 lbs
20 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 15 - 1, fighting out of New York, Richtor Schkayle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cole Jamison!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, David Schapiro and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters circling a little - Schkayle finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A slow jab from Jamison misses its intended target.
Schkayle uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jamison.
Schkayle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jamison manages to avoid it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jamison.
Cole Jamison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jamison throws a low kick, looking for Schkayle's leg but Schkayle calmly moves out of range.
Schkayle throws a leg kick which misses Jamison's front leg but catches the back leg as Jamison tries to avoid it.
Schkayle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Schkayle throws the kick towards the body but Jamison avoids it.
Jamison thows a left - swing and a miss!
A swing and a miss from Jamison.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jamison is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Schkayle.
Jamison thows a body kick. Schkayle tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Schkayle loads up on a big right hand but Jamison slips the punch.
Jamison throws a lazy body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Schkayle.
Jamison scores with a jab. Schkayle acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

It looks like Richtor Schkayle has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schkayle looks to land a left hand but Jamison moved out of range nicely.
Jamison blocks a jab.
Jamison misses with a left hand
and Schkayle counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jamison is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Schkayle connects with an inside leg kick.
Schkayle uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jamison.
Jamison is looking to score with low kicks.
Schkayle scoring well with a low kick there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jamison looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Schkayle pushes Jamison up against the cage in a clinch.

Jamison breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schkayle checks the leg kick.
Jamison looks to score with a jab to the body but Schkayle is just out of range.
Schkayle drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jamison missing with a left hand there. Schkayle was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jamison connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Schkayle momentarily.
Jamison tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jamison throws the left hand but Schkayle avoids the punch easily.
Schkayle clobbers Jamison with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

It looks like Cole Jamison has been cut.
Schkayle throws a head kick that misses.
Schkayle throws a leg kick that misses.
Schkayle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jamison.
Jamison misses with a looping left.
Schkayle blocks a head kick by Jamison.
Schkayle uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jamison.
Schkayle takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Schkayle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jamison was well out of range. Poor timing from Schkayle.
Jamison shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Jamison fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jamison pivots, looking for a leg kick but Schkayle is out of range and Jamison settles back down.
Schkayle misses with a body shot.
Schkayle connects with an inside leg kick.
Jamison scores with a kick to the body.
Schkayle is breathing heavily.
Jamison swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Schkayle blocks a head kick by Jamison.
Schkayle throws a body punch but Jamison moves out of range.
Jamison comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jamison throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Schkayle avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jamison ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schkayle moves away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jamison lands a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Jamison.
Schkayle blocks a jab.
Jamison takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jamison throws a hook to the side of Schkayle's head but Schkayle sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Jamison feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Schkayle sprawling to the canvas! Schkayle rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Jamison finish him?!

Jamison gets tackled into the cage by Schkayle. Schkayle maintains the clinch.
Schkayle misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jamison.
Schkayle tries to land a knee to the head but Jamison blocks with his arms.

Jamison escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jamison cracks Schkayle on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Schkayle falls backwards against the cage. Jamison follows up with more strikes that drop Schkayle to his knees. Jamison keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Schkayle! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cole Jamison!
Cole Jamison gave a mention to DoofenshmirtzDoofenshmirtz All 160 Supplements Inc in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).