PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Silverback Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Lesnar has chosen go coors! as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Bleh Wha has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Bleh Wha seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Wha
vs
Lesnar

225 cm
26
300 lbs
15 - 13 - 0

166 cm
37
287 lbs
28 - 16 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Silverback Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Daniel Cesar and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Silverback Lesnar has been cut.
Lesnar bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wha ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wha throws a jab but it's blocked by Lesnar.

Lesnar clinches up against the cage.
Wha wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wha misses with a punch on the inside.

Wha escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wha avoids the body shot from Lesnar.

Wha takes the fight into the clinch.
Wha on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wha misses with the head strike.
Wha can't break the clinch.
Lesnar looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lesnar misses with a knee to the head.
Wha is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lesnar keeps control of Wha as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Lesnar lands a left hand.
Wha misses with the head strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wha breaks the clinch.
Good exchange - Wha coming out on top.
Wha lands with a hook. Lesnar tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lesnar is looking to clinch but Wha is avoiding it.
Lesnar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lesnar shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Wha is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wha moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Wha uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lesnar.
A big left from Lesnar misses.
Wha throws a looping overhand right but Lesnar ducks down to avoid it.
Lesnar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lesnar just misses with a punch to the body.
Wha avoids a punch combination nicely.
Wha swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar loads up on a big right hand but Wha slips the punch.
Lesnar wants to clinch up but Wha keeps it at a distance.
Wha connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Lesnar is looking to clinch.
Lesnar takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Wha lunges at Lesnar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lesnar's hand.

Wha cracks Lesnar with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Wha has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Lesnar to stand back up!

Lesnar is rocked!
Wha looks to land a left hand but Lesnar moved out of range nicely.
Lesnar rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wha moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lesnar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wha.
Wha drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Lesnar right on the button. Lesnar goes down! Wha follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Wha gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bleh Wha!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Bleh Wha waved his t-shirt featuring Steel Penn's Laundry 93%'s logo in front of the cameras.