PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gigantus Maximus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Bryant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Maximus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Straight Fucking Mangled By MERCYFUL FATE. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Maximus
vs
Bryant

200 cm
25
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

193 cm
23
213 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Good kicks
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gigantus Maximus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kevin Bryant!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maximus throws a series of punches but Bryant avoids them all with ease.
Bryant looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Maximus is looking to land body kicks.
A combination from Bryant does no damage.
Maximus lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Maximus plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Maximus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Maximus scores with a head kick.
Maximus thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bryant if he has to take too many more of those.
Maximus moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Maximus scores with a kick to the body.
Maximus throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Maximus works the jab nicely.
Maximus scores with a head kick. Bryant tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Maximus lands a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Maximus lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bryant will feel that in the morning.
Bryant has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Maximus.
Bryant takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nice body kick there by Maximus.
Maximus scores with a spinning back kick!
Bryant walks forward, straight into a front kick from Maximus.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maximus lands with a slapping head kick.
Maximus uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bryant has time to react.
Maximus lands a front kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Maximus - that will leave a mark!
Maximus throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Maximus.
Jab, jab by Maximus - just one landing.
Maximus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bryant walks forward, straight into a front kick from Maximus.
Maximus stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Maximus scores with a push kick.
Bryant takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Maximus throws a head kick that half lands.
Maximus explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Maximus.
Maximus lands a head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Maximus throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Bryant tries to move into range but Maximus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kevin Bryant seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bryant takes one to the side of the head.
Bryant is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Maximus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Maximus tries a head kick but it misses.
Bryant takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Maximus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Maximus.
Maximus scores with a push kick.
Maximus looks to land a combination. Bryant sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Maximus.
Maximus swats away the attempt to clinch by Bryant.
Maximus throws a front kick that sends Bryant stumbling back into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maximus keeps Bryant at a distance using the push kick.
A lazy body kick from Bryant
and Maximus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Maximus fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Maximus lands with a slapping head kick.
Maximus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bryant takes a step back to recover.
Nice body kick from Maximus.
Maximus lands a high kick!
Bryant throws a body kick that misses.
Bryant walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A solid body kick from Maximus.
Maximus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Maximus throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Maximus bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Maximus listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bryant on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Maximus stalks Bryant and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Bryant's face. Bryant staggers backwards, shaken.
Maximus pushes Bryant away with a front kick.
Maximus throws a leg kick which misses Bryant's front leg but catches the back leg as Bryant tries to avoid it.
Maximus scores with a head kick. Bryant tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Maximus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Maximus. Bryant shrugs it off though.
Maximus is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Maximus - that will leave a mark!
Maximus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bryant takes a step back to recover.
Maximus delivers a nice body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bryant is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Maximus scores with a spinning back kick!
Both fighters circling a little - Maximus finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gigantus Maximus dominated that round.
That's time! Maximus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bryant needs to keep his hands up - Maximus had a free shot at his head there.
Maximus fakes the leg kick and cracks Bryant in the body.
Maximus digs a good body shot into Bryant's ribs.
Gigantus Maximus is winning the standup battle so far.
Maximus goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Maximus scores with a nice body kick.
Bryant takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Maximus clobbers Bryant with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Maximus scores with a spinning back kick!
Bryant tries to clinch up but Maximus circles away and keeps his distance.
Maximus moves out of range of the body kick from Bryant.
Maximus keeps the fight on the outside.
Maximus moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Maximus scores with a kick to the midsection.
Maximus moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Maximus scores with a nice body kick.
Maximus plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maximus's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Maximus duly obliges.
Maximus connects with a high kick.
Maximus keeps Bryant at a distance using the push kick.
Maximus goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bryant misses with a series of wild punches.
Maximus throws a head kick but Bryant moves out of range.

Bryant takes the fight into the clinch.
Maximus wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Maximus has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bryant keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Maximus's efforts to push away.
Maximus wants to get back to striking at distance but Bryant won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bryant keeps control of Maximus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Maximus wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Maximus working hard to break the clinch.
Maximus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Maximus tries to circle away but Bryant has him pinned against the cage.
Maximus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bryant wants to get back to striking at distance but Maximus won't allow it.
Maximus is trying to force a seperation but Bryant has the dominant position.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Maximus tries to break free but Bryant pushes him back against the cage.
Maximus throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bryant has Maximus pressed against the cage, preventing Maximus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maximus has had enough of the clinch but Bryant keeps him there for the moment.
A frustrated look appears on Maximus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Maximus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bryant can do to turn this around?
Maximus tries to break free but Bryant pushes him back against the cage.
Maximus is trying to break free.
Maximus working hard to break the clinch.
Bryant has Maximus pressed against the cage, preventing Maximus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bryant looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Maximus is trying to break the clinch but Bryant has him pressed against the cage.

Bryant manages to break the clinch.
Maximus scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Bryant on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Maximus lands a nice looking body kick.
A solid body kick from Maximus.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Maximus connects with a solid leg kick.
Maximus jabs Bryant right on the nose. Bryant blinks but takes it well.
Maximus cracks Bryant with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Maximus plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Maximus scores with a spinning back kick!
Bryant tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Maximus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bryant's calf.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Maximus.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Maximus!
This has been an exciting period of action!

Bryant moves into the clinch successfully.
Bryant has Maximus pressed against the cage, preventing Maximus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bryant has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Maximus has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Maximus is trying to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gigantus Maximus dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Maximus looks to land a combination but Bryant avoids it well.
Maximus lands a front kick.
Maximus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bryant takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Maximus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bryant takes a step back to recover.
Maximus cracks Bryant with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Maximus lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Maximus throws a push kick but Bryant slaps the foot to one side.

Bryant has taken the fight to the clinch.
Maximus wants to break free but Bryant has control.
Bryant keeps control of Maximus as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bryant tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Maximus smiles and moves away.
Bryant on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bryant takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Maximus lands with a kick to the ribs.
Maximus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bryant's calf.
Bryant has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Maximus lands a leg kick that knocks Bryant off balance momentarily.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Maximus.
A combination from Bryant does no damage.
Maximus throws a head kick that Bryant semi-blocks.
Maximus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Maximus lands with a kick to the ribs.
Maximus lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Bryant backs up against the cage.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Maximus - that will leave a mark!
Bryant misses with a wild combination.
Maximus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bryant takes a step back to recover.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maximus throws a head kick that half lands.
Bryant fails to land with a series of punches.
Maximus throws a head kick that misses.
Maximus throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Bryant misses with a two punch combination.
A slapping leg kick lands for Maximus.

Maximus tries to keep at a distance but Bryant has taken the fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Maximus wants to get back to striking at distance but Bryant won't allow it.
Maximus wants to break free but Bryant has control.
Maximus wants to break free but Bryant has control.
Maximus is trying to break the clinch but Bryant has him pressed against the cage.
Maximus is trying to break free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maximus can't break the clinch.
Maximus tries to circle away but Bryant has him pinned against the cage.
Maximus working hard to break the clinch.
Maximus tries to break the clinch but Bryant is controlling the position.
Bryant's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bryant is trying to push Maximus away but Maximus has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Maximus keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bryant's efforts to push away.
Bryant is trying to break the clinch but Maximus has him pressed against the cage.
Maximus is trying to push Bryant away but Bryant has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Maximus wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Maximus's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Bryant pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Maximus scores with a head kick.
Maximus lands a high kick!
Maximus scores with a jab.
Maximus throws a front kick that sends Bryant stumbling back into the cage.
Bryant takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Maximus connects with a high kick.
Maximus moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Maximus avoids a kick to the body.
Nice body kick there by Maximus.
Bryant takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bryant tries to clinch but Maximus moves out of range.
Maximus scores with a kick to the midsection.
Kevin Bryant has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bryant looks to land a combination but Maximus avoids it well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gigantus Maximus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Maximus has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:26
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:26
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gigantus Maximus!