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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Waitzel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abe's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Uncle Sam Goddamn. Waitzel has chosen Dimmu Borgir - Puritania as his entrance music. Shane Waitzel has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Earnest Abe's chin.
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284 lbs
14 - 2 - 0 |
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254 lbs
21 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Waitzel!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, William Peck and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Waitzel keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Waitzel looks for the body kick but Abe saw that one coming.
Waitzel misses with a left hand
and Abe counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Waitzel is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Waitzel uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Abe circles away from the clinch attempt.
Abe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Waitzel.
Abe keeps the fight on the outside.
Abe misses with a low kick as Waitzel jumps back.
Waitzel wants to clinch.
Waitzel tries a head kick but it misses.
Waitzel tries to land a front kick but Abe steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Waitzel misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Waitzel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Abe cracks Waitzel with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Waitzel rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Abe moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Waitzel lands a body shot.
Waitzel tries to close the distance and clinch but Abe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Abe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Waitzel was well out of range. Poor timing from Abe.
Good work by Waitzel as he checks the leg kick.
Abe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Waitzel.
Waitzel throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Abe swings for the body but Waitzel moves out of range.
A combination from Waitzel does no damage.
Waitzel smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Waitzel lands with a shot to the body.
Abe avoids a punch combination nicely.
Waitzel slips under a jab from Abe.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Abe lands a jab to the nose.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Waitzel works Abe's body with a nice hook.
Waitzel closes the distance and clinches.
Waitzel working aggressively here.
Abe blocks a body shot from Waitzel.
Waitzel lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Abe.
Waitzel misses with a hook from the clinch.
Waitzel tries a body shot but Abe blocks it.
Abe struggles to land a body shot inside as Waitzel controls his hands.
Abe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Waitzel looking to slow down the pace here.
Abe can't find room to land a body shot as Waitzel controls the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Waitzel manages to break the clinch.
Abe dodges the punch combination from Waitzel.
A big right from Waitzel misses.
Abe tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Waitzel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Abe was well out of range. Poor timing from Waitzel.
Abe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Waitzel.
Abe slips a jab from Waitzel.
Waitzel connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Abe momentarily.
A solid body kick from Abe.
A solid leg kick lands there for Abe.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Waitzel moves into range and clinches up with Abe.
Waitzel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Waitzel lands a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Waitzel blocking some punches.
A frustrated look appears on Waitzel's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Waitzel goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Waitzel working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Abe prevents a body shot from Waitzel.
Abe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Abe takes a shot to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Abe fails to land.
Waitzel tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Abe tries to throw a body punch but Waitzel avoids it by throwing Abe back against the cage.
Abe has a couple of punches blocked by Waitzel.
Waitzel tries to throw a body punch but Abe avoids it by throwing Waitzel back against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Waitzel blocks an uppercut.
Abe lands with a left to the head.
Abe lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Waitzel takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Shane Waitzel will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Abe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Waitzel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shane Waitzel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Waitzel thows a body shot but no joy.
Abe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Waitzel.
Waitzel tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Abe paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Abe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Waitzel.
Waitzel misses with a left hand
and Abe counters with a nice kick to the body.
Abe connects with an inside leg kick.
Waitzel slips a jab and a cross from Abe.
A head kick misses from Waitzel.
Waitzel is looking to clinch but Abe is avoiding it.
Waitzel swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Waitzel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Abe moves away.
Nice defenses there by Abe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Abe misses with a hook.
Waitzel misses with a low kick.
Abe circles away from the clinch attempt
and Abe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Waitzel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Waitzel wants to clinch.
Abe fails to land with a series of punches.
Waitzel with a hook.
Waitzel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Abe moves away.
Waitzel throws a hook but Abe avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abe throws a lazy right hand but Waitzel sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Abe moves out of range of the leg kick from Waitzel.
Waitzel misses with an attempted mid kick.
Abe lands with a slapping head kick.
It looks like Shane Waitzel has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Waitzel falls off balance throwing a combination
and Abe counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Waitzel thows a body shot but no joy.
Waitzel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Abe takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Abe avoids the head kick by Waitzel.
Waitzel fails with an attempt to clinch.
Waitzel ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Waitzel misses with a kick to the body.
Earnest Abe is winning the standup battle so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Waitzel wants to clinch up but Abe keeps it at a distance.
Abe misses with a low kick.
Abe lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Abe misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Waitzel.
Abe scores with a jab. Waitzel acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Waitzel misses with a low kick.
Waitzel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Abe was well out of range. Poor timing from Waitzel.
Waitzel tries to close the distance and clinch up but Abe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Waitzel misses with a wild body shot.
Abe misses with a looping left.
Waitzel moves out of range of the leg kick from Abe.
Nice defenses there by Abe.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Abe circles away from the clinch attempt.
Waitzel looks to score with a jab to the body but Abe is just out of range.
Waitzel moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Waitzel throws a lazy right hand but Abe sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Waitzel pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Waitzel takes a swing at Abe's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Waitzel does it's job there.
Abe lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Abe just misses with a punch to the body.
Waitzel lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Waitzel goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Abe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Waitzel throws a shot from downtown. Abe moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Earnest Abe will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Shane Waitzel's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A combination from Waitzel does no damage.
A cross from Waitzel lands.
Waitzel looks to clinch
and Abe counters with a good low kick that Waitzel was not able to check.
Waitzel will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Abe lands a big head kick that sends Waitzel tumbling to the mat! Abe takes a step backwards and waves Waitzel back to his feet - he wants the finish!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Abe throws a quick inside leg kick.
Abe moves out of range of the strikes.
Abe lands a jab to Waitzel's midsection.
Abe moves into range and connects with a jab.
Abe misses with a body shot.
Waitzel takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Abe keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Abe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Abe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Waitzel swings for the body but Abe moves out of range.
Abe throws a right and a left that both miss.
Waitzel fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Abe manages to avoid it.
Waitzel scores with a shot to the body.
Waitzel takes a swing at Abe's ribcage but misses.
Abe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Waitzel manages to avoid it.
Waitzel takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The fighters circling - Waitzel throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Waitzel pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Abe drops Waitzel with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Waitzel looks back up at him and smiles so Abe waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Waitzel is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Waitzel throws a predictable looking body shot
and Abe counters with a nice leg kick.
Waitzel is still on wobbly legs! Can Abe finish him?
Abe fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abe cracks Waitzel with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Earnest Abe!
Earnest Abe retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Earnest Abe made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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