PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Aslanbek Buriev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bud The Dirty Bongwater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buriev comes to the cage accompanied by Korpiklaani - Vodka. The Dirty Bongwater has chosen Mystery Babylon as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Buriev
vs
The Dirty Bongwater

183 cm
22
193 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Prefers ground

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Aslanbek Buriev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bud The Dirty Bongwater!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Viktor Lagutenko and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buriev takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Buriev has a takedown stuffed.
Buriev doesn't manage to clinch there - The Dirty Bongwater circles away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Buriev.
Buriev fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Aslanbek Buriev. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Dirty Bongwater avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Buriev tries to clinch up.
Buriev fails to land the takedown.

Buriev moves into range and clinches up with The Dirty Bongwater.
The Dirty Bongwater wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Dirty Bongwater breaks the clinch.
The Dirty Bongwater is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The Dirty Bongwater throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A combination from The Dirty Bongwater does no damage.
The Dirty Bongwater with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Buriev tries to keep at a distance but The Dirty Bongwater has taken the fight into the clinch.
The Dirty Bongwater trying to stall but Buriev improves his position.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Buriev.
A right handed body shot lands from The Dirty Bongwater.
The Dirty Bongwater tries to land knees in the clinch but Buriev avoids the damage to the body.

The Dirty Bongwater breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Buriev tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but The Dirty Bongwater swivels and escapes.
Buriev is breathing heavily.
The Dirty Bongwater keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A good leg kick by The Dirty Bongwater.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buriev shoots in but no luck this time.
The Dirty Bongwater drops Buriev with a beautiful combination! Buriev stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - The Dirty Bongwater is looking for the KO!

Buriev is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Buriev shoots in but The Dirty Bongwater avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Oh Buriev is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Dirty Bongwater throws an overhand right that has Buriev reeling! The Dirty Bongwater follows up with a more punches and Buriev is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bud The Dirty Bongwater!