PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Paul Buchanan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Buchanan
vs
Spanked

183 cm
23
201 lbs
10 - 0 - 0

187 cm
24
195 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Diamond Nutrition 160q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Paul Buchanan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buchanan throws the left hand but Spanked avoids the punch easily.
Buchanan tries to land a leg kick but Spanked saw it coming and moves away.
Buchanan jabs Spanked to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Spanked tries to land a front kick but Buchanan steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Spanked shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Spanked throws a leg kick which misses Buchanan's front leg but catches the back leg as Buchanan tries to avoid it.
Buchanan moves out of range of the body kick from Spanked.
Spanked wants to land a leg kick but Buchanan is out of range.
Spanked digs a good body shot into Buchanan's ribs.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spanked.
Buchanan takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Spanked misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Buchanan slips a straight right by Spanked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Buchanan chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spanked can pounce on him.
Buchanan connects with a good right hand that stumbles Spanked. Spanked circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Buchanan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Spanked.
A big right from Buchanan misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Spanked.
Spanked misses with a body kick.
Spanked scores with a leg kick.
Spanked feints and then cracks Buchanan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Buchanan down.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanked throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Buchanan is breathing heavily.
Spanked looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked lands with a nice body kick.
Spanked connects with a solid leg kick.
Spanked tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jab by Spanked.
Buchanan has a takedown stuffed.
A head kick by Spanked misses
and Buchanan counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Spanked lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A big right from Spanked misses.
Spanked throws a head kick but Buchanan moves out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Spanked.
Buchanan takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked lands a leg kick that knocks Buchanan off balance momentarily.
Nice jab there from Spanked.

Buchanan is rocked!
Spanked cracks Buchanan with a hook to the temple - Buchanan is on wobbly legs here! Spanked swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Buchanan falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Spanked wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Gonna Spanked!
A relieved looking Gonna Spanked thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.